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WTF, the world isn't ending...NEXT doomsday prophecy???

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Dec 21, 2012.

  1. Dlist

    Dlist Oh look! It's winethirty... VIP Gold

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    Supposed to be Apophis, an asteroid that is going to pass very close to earth in 2029.

    http://www.worldend.org/2029/asteroid-impact/apophis_p1.html

    So another 17 years of paying taxes to a government that spends $50 billion into a black budget??

    Ok not a Howard post, but wtf..he is off for a month.. and I'm all out of "I hate Beth" threads....
     
  2. harlock

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    I was pretty good at Stroids. I got your back :up:
     
  3. Howard Stork

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    You stay away from my back, Mister!
     
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    Obama 2016
     
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    Still got Armageddon and the open ended Nostradamus prophecies
     
  6. Obi Drunkenobe

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    Y2k was the one I kinda believed. I had some extra cash and canned goods just in case.
     
  7. newcastlefan

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    I ordered an asteroid from Amazon and they shipped it to us via the USPS. It should reach the earth in just about 18 years.
     
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    AsteROIDS :yes:
     
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    Next time just get yourself a gun and the small stuff will take care of itself, lol.
     
  10. newcastlefan

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    this one should be fun though: the rock is going to come so close to the planet that it will be closer than our communications satellites. if it just glances the outer atmosphere it will scare the shit out of people, of course if it comes in a bit lower it will kill everyone so it will be like a Disney E ticket ride
     
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    It''s too soon to worry. When 2029 is getting closer we will aim Sirius Satellites at it and bore the asteroid to death with Howard's shows from the past two years.
     
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    Anything that large even interacting with our atmosphere would have some ill effects for anyone in the direct path even if its a glancing blow wouldn't it?
     
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    i think the plan is to put up a mass driver assembly within the next 5 years which should give us enough time to nudge it off.
     
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    I'm guessing that is some fancy name for something with a propulsion system we spitball onto it?
     
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    [video=youtube;Up8siWU92yI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up8siWU92yI[/video]
     
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    looks like the Myans need a new fukin calendar. dumasses
     
  17. tHISisKiSSeL

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    i hope bobo sold anything of value he had for a few magic beans. also how long will the people who believed in it be waiting for the hammer to fall thinking it may have been off a day or two or month? year?
     
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    Oh sorry. We can't just blow it up because it would become shrapnel. We have to move it, but we can't just push it because it might shatter into shrapnel again. If we make a series of small explosions near it, it's mass will move a little bit from the exploding gas without breaking up, or at least that's the theory. In 5 years we might be able to attach some sort of engine to it and drive it away. If we push continuously for 10 years we wouldn't have to use an especially powerful engine.