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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    so im on vacation this morning, and just sitting in a coffee/donut shop minding my own business when the dude next to me buys a bucket of donuts (it's a made-to-order donut place) and pays for it in quarters... I didn't think much of it until he went to leave and got escorted out by a couple uniformed pd officers. When I asked the shop owner what was up, it turns out the guy was a local deputy sherrif that monitored all the businesses late at night. One of the businesses kept coming up short on the register so they installed cameras, and caught the deputy lifting rolls of quarters. The donut place we were in was also suspicious of him paying for everything in quarters, as were a lot of businesses...

    Long story short, this dude was 2 years from retirement and had a huge family to support. He likely won't move away and start over because he was born here. Who throws their life away for a few rolls of quarters?
     
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  2. Nick Mondo

    Nick Mondo Well-Known Member

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    Awesome story, you should start a thread about it.
     
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  3. Gusbuss

    Gusbuss VIP Extreme Gold

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    What are you saying?
     
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  4. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member Gold

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    That's what having a nip on the job leads to.
     
  5. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP Gold

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    Put those rolls of quarters in a sock and you have yourself a MacGyver defense weapon for prison showers.
     
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    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    Why did I read that? :banghead:
     
  7. WillyBest

    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    Is there a cop car parked outside your house again? You might have to go into protective custody this time.
     
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  8. bennymuso

    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    Great thread.
     
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  9. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Cops will risk almost anything to get their hands on donuts. Shrewd move to stake out the donut place.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    he did
     
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    Drungle VIP Extreme VIP Gold

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    So the doughnut lady told you he was two years from retirement and had a big family?
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    why wouldn't he run that shit through a counting machine? makes no damned sense.
     
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    Thrasher-HD Well-Known Member

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    threads like this makes me very proud to be who i am...will read again in the next life
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    So the guy is paying for donuts with stolen quarters while in custody?
     
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    XuXu Well-Known Member Banned User

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    None of this guy's stories ever do.
     
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    Snort Small in stature, not swift, not cunning. Gold

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    ^^
    This fucker is the worst story teller I've had the displeasure to read.

    Probably couldn't wait to tell us all this fascinating event.
     
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    Snort Small in stature, not swift, not cunning. Gold

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    Please tell Talltyrion that snort said "GWYP" Tia.
     
  18. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    [​IMG]
     
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    :wave:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i should probably post a pic of a cheeseburger now
     
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