WTH? I thought this article was going to be about Kirk Cameron

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  1. aquadog

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    http://www.cnn.com/2014/12/05/showb...w-religion/?cid=homepage-ob-gc&iref=obnetwork

    '10 Things I Hate' star starts new religion[​IMG]
    • (CNN) - As Joey Donner in the 1999 film "10 Things I Hate About You," Andrew Keegan attracted his fair share of fans.

      Now, he's attracting converts.

      According to Vice, the actor has started a new age temple and spiritual movement in Venice, California. Full Circle is described as "advanced spiritualism."
    • "Synchronicity. Time. That's what it's all about," Keegan told Vice. "Whatever, the past, some other time. It's a circle; in the center is now. That's what it's about."

      The former teen heartthrob said his spiritual journey began after he and some friends were attacked on Venice Beach in 2011. The incident happened around the same time as the earthquake and tsunami in Japan, and Keegan said he began to see an odd series of occurrences that led him to start Full Circle.

      "I had a moment where I was looking at a streetlamp, and it exploded," he said. "That was a weird coincidence. At a ceremony, a heart-shaped rose quartz crystal was on the altar, and synchronistically, this whole thing happened. It's a long story, but basically the crystal jumped off the altar and skipped on camera. That was weird."

      It all prompted him to conclude that "the mission is to take the war out of our story, which is essentially peace but activated peace," he said.

      His church, which started occupying its building in May, now has several members. Keegan says it's not a cult but a community.

      "I very much speak what comes through (while) in the collective," he said. "We create a resonance of balance and equality of the crew."
     
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    Sure, why not .... :coffee:
     
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    This is what happens with good looking kids and teens

    Nobody calls them on their horseshit early so it continues on when they start looking like a greasy Mexican
     
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    I think this actor is just trying to get into Christopher Nolan"s next movie
     
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    Look how much money the guy with the magnets in the hat started the Mormons made, I think this kid is on to something
    Or El Ron Hubbard made $$$$
     
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    [​IMG]Maybe the big bang was just a street light exploding in the chronos/kynos time intersection witnessed only by a a "Ten Things I Hate About Life" actor
     
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    The church of weed...
     
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    Fuck, this guy sounds like a moron. Jim Jones (or Jim Baker, or Jym Jay Buttox, or Tony Robbins) could talk rings around this idiot.

    We can't even have cult wackos who aren't embarrassing any more. :( What a century.
     
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    Who said what now?
     
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    This religion was around before Christianity. Pythagoreanism
    Eternal resurrection and lays the ground work for the Jesus and Buddah parables


    What makes a successful religion is its charismatic leaders and their ruthlessness, not the beliefs of the religion. Math never had ruthless leaders, the more truths they discover the more benevolent and spectator they become.
    Jesus was prolly like that and a mathematician but his survivoring cult members added all that Revealations bs to keep themselves from being killed for being vagabounds or fags.
    The founders of muslim, mormons, and scientology all pricks.
     
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    Well I was with you until the Jesus was a Mathematician part.
     
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    The Traitorous Persistence of Memory

    What if you were a hero, right? But not like just any hero. Like a Jungian/Campbellian/Eliadean Archetypal Hero-With-1k-Faces Eternally Returning kind of Hero. Except your Archetype is “Deathless/The Immortal.”

    You can’t die. Not only can you not die, you can’t even be killed. Innately woven into the fabric of reality is a protocol that shunts you from one universe where you “should have” died, to the next where you Do Live, at every necessity.

    About to get hit by a bus? Nope, narrowly and improbably missed by it. About to trip down a flight of stairs and snap your own neck and smash your own face in? You miraculously caught your footing, or the railing, at Just the last second. No matter what happens, you won’t, don’t,Can’t die.

    But here’s the kicker, right? You don’t know it. You travel through universes on something even more basic than instinct, something like breathing or gravity. You don’t know how that it exists, let alone how it works. Universes near your home universe are strikingly similar to your universe—that is, they all only have one degree of difference: You Live.

    Throughout the multiverse, there’s one constantly moving target: You.

    So everything in this universe is the pretty much exactly the same as everything in your home universe, Universe-Prime (U′), except maybe your keys aren’t where your thought they were or maybe that scene you thought was in one book is actually in a musical album from the same year. Little things. Memory things. Tricks of the mind, right? Right.

    But your Deathless ass has made Many enemies. I mean, you didn’t know you were Immortal, but you’ve always had a pretty keen nose for weird shit, so you’ve gotten into some things, and some stuff, and you’ve pissed off…let’s call it, a BUNCH of Really Powerful Gods. And they’ve figured you out, kid.

    You only create a new universe when you are Absolutelyabout to die.

    So they engineer you a prison. It’s made of collusion and shit luck and bad feelings, most importantly, slow, torturous disease. Because that way you never know, right? All the tests are inconclusive, all the symptoms get worse and worse, but nothing ever actually “Is” “Wrong,” and they keep you safe and sound from all other harm.

    But eventually you’ll “die,” right? Of old age or something they couldn’t have predicted. And then you’ll be free of this particular prison. And then there’ll be Hell to pay.

    Because, with so much time to think, you’ve twigged their game. You know the rules, now. And you’ve had plenty of time to plan…

    And that’s your life.

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    He was multiplying bread loaves, a carpenter, went to the desert to think not to physically prep for a fight
    Spent time in India studying majic
    He was hanging out with money changers and tax men, he prolly was a mathematician trying to teach the uneducated about the Eternal Return principle, a math theory.
    Jesus was a pacifist and thinker who was a charismatic
    His apostles were not as smart prolly lead him to his slaughter so they could be the star but didnt have his intellect
     
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    He's smart. I'm surprised that more washed up child actors don't start cults. Easy work that probably pays pretty good.
     
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    I wonder if they have a recurring "Gold" supporter status option?
     
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    Uh wow.

     
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    the problem is the weather. these cali fuckers need a good does of 38 degrees and rain for about 90 days. that will straighten them right the fuck out :lmao:
     
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