XBox One can see your junk

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  1. Murphy

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    Watch out boys, it knows if you're packing.
    http://pixelenemy.com/xbox-one-kinect-sensor-is-now-so-powerful-that-it-can-see-your-penis/

    Xbox One Kinect Sensor is now so powerful that it can see your penis

    Authored by Patrick Day-Childs
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    Prison Planet Live have revealed some concerning news, but we’re taking it with a pinch of salt. The video has some old (not yet updated) news regarding things like 24-hour check ins, but it seems what’s shown below might be plausible — though a little creepy. Fast Company Design’s Mark Wilson claims that while testing out the Xbox One it was showing his penis. Yes, go read that again.
    What’s more, he has a video to prove it, I believe that Microsoft may have overlooked this part of the sensor. But supposedly, the infrared is now so powerful that it can see your penis; which raises concerns because there was a huge issue over privacy with the Xbox One. While the concerns are huge, they’re not as huge as me, if you get what I’m saying.

    Here is the video:
    [video=youtube;Ed9DbVz5Tb0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed9DbVz5Tb0[/video]



    Howard related because penis.
     
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    so that means the NSA can see your junk too since they can tap right into that camera
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Tom Cruise is packing a roll of dimes.
     
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    Good thing my xbox 360 doesn't have a cam recording me. I'm sure a lot of illegal shit has gone down in front of that thing.
     
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    I'm sure they won't mind. :c
     
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    Thats so fucking hot!!!
     
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    The NSA has your junk on file already. That's why I work myself up a semi before entering any body scanner. Sometimes I go half-mast, sometimes 3/4, sometimes just a single tug or two. It's a bit awkward in the cattle line, but I gotta keep them on their toes. Plus, it'll throw their whole data set into question if my genitals are ever the source of a national security investigation.
     
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    Any shots of young female gamers? MMM SHE'S HUNG LIKE A DOUGHNUT
     
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    Sweet, sweet penis,,,,

    Where's Nemo?
     
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    Flying on Tuesday, I need these... :bigthink
     
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    Can't wait for PS5 and Xbox .... er .... two?, 362? of whatever the call it?

    I love how we're slowly being trained by things like google/facebook/skype/video games etc that having cameras pointed at us 24/7 is the most natural and harmless thing in the world.

    In time you're going to have to hide in the corner of your own living room just to get a bit of privacy. :(

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    Howard is going to have an xbox installed in the green room after reading this. You know, so the guests can entertain themselves by playing kinect games before coming on air.
     
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