Xmas Party Tomorrow

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ryan Lever, Dec 21, 2013.

  1. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    So I have my staff Christmas party tomorrow and hopefully I will get very drunk and make a idiot of myself.
     
  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    don't drop your dentures into the punch bowl
     
  3. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    :jj:
     
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    Have fun. Any chance you'll get laid?
     
  5. Billy Brown

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    staff. :jj:
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Will you attempt to "wow" the rest of your co-workers with magic tricks that involve your dentures?
     
  7. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    He has his eyes on Esmerelda the 5th floor cleaning lady.
     
  8. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Who will be washing the dishes from the party? Did they tell you that you should bring an apron with you?
     
  9. BleedingGums

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    Staph
     
  10. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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  11. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Ryan, you received a sympathy invitation. No one at the HoJo actually wants you to attend this party. Do yourself a favor and stay home huffing. You don't belong there.
     
  12. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I hope they hook up some karaoke. You'll be the belle of the ball.
     
  13. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    you haven't worked in 5 weeks lever
     
  14. ice cream

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    hotels always close around christmas and new years :rofl:
     
  15. RH Goatcabin

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    Gawd, you're a stupid, ugly man. :nojj:
     
  16. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Which douchebag wigger shirt will you be rocking?
     
  17. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    They're gonna get you drunk and rape your gumhole, Lever.
     
  18. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    They're gonna announce that he's been crowned King of the Christmas Party, then they'll dump a bucket of pig's blood on him.
     
  19. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I hope they have karaoke! :jj:
     
  20. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Ryan, roll up a couple fat joints so you and the rest of the mongoloid kitchen staff can go get high out by the dumpsters and leave the normal folks to have a good time.