Y do women wear makeup and perfume?

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Cuz they're ugly and smell bad!
     
  2. Lissy

    Lissy New Member

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    Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

    Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
     
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    ...kid comes home from school, sees his mom in the kitchen, and says, "Mommy, I heard some words today on the bus that I didn't understand."

    "What words, son?"

    "'Pussy' and 'bitch'," the kid replies.

    The mom is a little taken aback, and says to him "Well, why don't you go down to the basement and ask your father, he can tell you better than I".

    ...kid goes down in the basement, his dad is at his workbench, and again he asks what those words mean.

    The father nods, pulls down a Playboy off the shelf , and opens up the centerfold. He takes a marker and circles the crotch area of the model.

    "Son, everything inside that circle is 'pussy'," he says.

    "Ah, ok," the son says, his eyes wide. "...but then, what's a bitch?"

    "Everything outside of the circle"


    *(the preceding joke is as old as yours, Topo, and I find both highly offensive.)
     
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    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    cuz they are gay
     
  5. MissPoker

    MissPoker Active Member

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    Are you serious? We do it because we love looking and smelling well, so you silly silly silly boy maybe look at us and want to fuck us. Im not sure if i said it right.

    Se que es un chiste machista, solo estoy siendo dramatica =P
     
  6. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    It gave me a chubby, so I think you said it right.
     
  7. Viinasu

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    *cries*
     
  8. Avery

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    they wear heels because they're short.