Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V2, Dec 2, 2010.
Cuz they're ugly and smell bad!
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
...kid comes home from school, sees his mom in the kitchen, and says, "Mommy, I heard some words today on the bus that I didn't understand."
"What words, son?"
"'Pussy' and 'bitch'," the kid replies.
The mom is a little taken aback, and says to him "Well, why don't you go down to the basement and ask your father, he can tell you better than I".
...kid goes down in the basement, his dad is at his workbench, and again he asks what those words mean.
The father nods, pulls down a Playboy off the shelf , and opens up the centerfold. He takes a marker and circles the crotch area of the model.
"Son, everything inside that circle is 'pussy'," he says.
"Ah, ok," the son says, his eyes wide. "...but then, what's a bitch?"
"Everything outside of the circle"
*(the preceding joke is as old as yours, Topo, and I find both highly offensive.)
cuz they are gay
Are you serious? We do it because we love looking and smelling well, so you silly silly silly boy maybe look at us and want to fuck us. Im not sure if i said it right.
Se que es un chiste machista, solo estoy siendo dramatica =P
It gave me a chubby, so I think you said it right.
they wear heels because they're short.