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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110207112658AAzzBm1

    How to get baby wipes out from deep inside my vagina?

    My doctor told me to put baby wipes in my vagina when im on my period (Tampons make my stomach hurt and pads irritate my vag lips) and I am suppose to change them like I would a regular pad. I got drunk last night and had sex and I forgot the wipe was in there... Now its too deep in for my to grab (especially since i just got my nails done [acrylic]) I can feel it when I reach up there but I cant grip it. Should I be worried? If I exercise will it come out a little more? Will it cause an infection if left in too long? Should I go to the Emergency room about this??? Please let me know... Serious answers only please, I know how funny/weird this may sound but it's a serious matter..... Thanks ;-D
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    have you ever masturbated in a shed?
     
  3. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Pinch your nose and blow real hard, like you are popping your ears.
     
  4. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Bob, I could see you writing crazy answers to these all day when you're at home bored. :jj:
     
  5. Tigger Please

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    She must be as long as an interstate if this is a problem
     
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    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    I meant the baby wipe one
     
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    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    That's some great recommendation by a doctor. I would think putting something up there that is not designed to be there for a length of time is just asking for Toxic Shock Syndrome
     
  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    put in "does chriza love underage boys" tia
     
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    Keyless Chuck Barely a VIP

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    How did the dudes cum get on that guys wife? Did he like pre cum all over her belly like a wuss?
     
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    That has to be fake. No art class wants to be held liable for potential rape issues if she suddenly finds it objectionable .
     
  11. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    :jj: what a mess!
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    :rofl:
     
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    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    fuck off
     
  14. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    fuck you 1,000%! Fuck you till your asshole is like a donkey's asshole.
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    The gateway to her guts :wub:
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    her Doctor sounds reasonable though :brules:
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    picky picky
     
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    Definitely an Indian doctor.
     
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    I had an Indian gyno one time who was all, "did you just have sex, you're vagina is very pink... that is completely disrespectful to me!". I'm all, "bitch, he didn't cum inside of me so check me out then throw my fucking file in the trash because it's none of your goddamn business what I do and you're a shitty doctor."

    :fuckyou:
     
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    That post came off very trashy. Sorry guys.