Yeah I'm Fucking Pissed my Girlfriend is a Mod

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Real, Jul 5, 2011.

  1. Real

    Real Well-Known Member VIP

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    Fuckin shit sucks.

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  2. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    I feel you my brother
     
  3. GSD

    GSD Active Member

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    Think of it like marriage

    No offense Hockeygirl :scardie:
     
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  4. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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  5. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I think she should throw you in the Cross Bar. Shit, your balls are probably in her purse 24/7 anyway. Pussy. :jj:
     
  6. Real

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    I'm smart too.. It should have been me. Do you know what it's like to have your girlfriend pass you up?

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  7. Real

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    Relax Real it's probably some PC "oh we need more female mods" bullshit. You know how those people are :facepalm:
     
  9. Real

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    Fucking corporate types...
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Elitist pricks
     
  11. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Don't you have some cotton to pick or some shit umman?
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Walk a mile in my moccasins white man :c
     
  13. nazdrowie

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    you wanna exchange passwords, Real?
     
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    :artiejj:
     
  16. Real

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    1)The night consisted of her coming over.
    2)We talked for about 10 minutes
    3)We took our clothes off. She had a horrible looking body.
    4)I kissed her for maybe 10 seconds.
    5)Sucker her tits for maybe a minute.
    6)I ate her out for about 10 minutes. She didnt smell bad but the odor was a little different. Not one I could stay there for hours, but certainly I think clean.
    7)She blew for about another 5 minutes or so and then quit. I was very hard.
    8)I stuck my dick in her and fucked her for a few minutes. My dick got rapidly softer.
    9)She tried jerking me off and I stuck it in again. I tried closing my eyes and imaging it was anyone else.
    10)I got even softer and looked like a turtle peeking out of its shell.
    11)She then said to try the strapon. She did bring a 6 inch thin one.
    12)She fucked me doggystyle. When it went in for the first minute or so it hurt like a bitch.
    13)After that, honestly it didnt feel bad, but I wasnt hard.
    14)She then fucked me missionary and my penis looked like it was in a bucket of ice water.

    15)We stopped. She changed. She said goodbye.



    That was the most horrendous, horrible, weird, uncomfortable feeling I ever had. The dildo was better than fucking that fat pig.

    She was here and gone within 45 minutes total.
     
  17. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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  18. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    I gave you rep. :c
     
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    :weird:
     
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