Yeah , So This Kid Walks Into My Building The Other day

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  1. The Boardsman

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    Apparently he's a famous rapper. I don't know who the hell he is but my coworkers and the security guard did.

    All I saw was his girlfriend's ass. One of my coworkers who's about ten years younger then me said he is from something called a Dip Set in Harlem. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about.

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    I don't always meet famous people , but when I do , they are from a dip set.
     
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    How long after he entered did you call the police?

    I wouldn't have even let him get a 2nd foot down before I finished the ol' 911.
     
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    We are the police.
     
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    He was looking for the Social Security building to get finger printed for traveling.
     
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    Ever heard of Cam'ron? He started Dip Set aka the Diplomats.
     
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    Huh, what?

    Oh shit, look at the time. I'm sorry, I must be on my way. :hat:
     
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  8. RH Goatcabin

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    Please describe her ass. You have a building?
     
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    Dip set.
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    Yeah, I myself was kind of disappointed in the ass description. Was it good? Was it way too big? Could you bounce a quarter off it? Would the OP have licked it as soon as it completed a bowel movement due to its perfection?

    We need more ass detail here.

    :c
     
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    It was fat and round. I think she was Puerto Rican. And no , but I work in one. I work for the city.
     
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    Once at Walgreens I saw a black thug looking guy looking at the CDs. I shot him a look as to say don't even think of stealing those. He gave me a look as to say hey fuck you asshole.
    Then I noticed
    it was Nelly
    :facepalm:
     
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    Sumbitch!
     
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    The best kind. :hat:
     
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    He probably still stole some. :fil:
     
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    This board has 2 policemen?
    :right:

    @Lemmy
     
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    :nojj:
     
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    In NYC every city agency have their own police separate from NYPD. Government is quite big in these parts. Lots of poor people to take care of.
     
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    Of course he did
     
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    You mean from Dudley Do-right?