yep. i had sex with MLAw

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    it was like 4 years ago. it happened. she flew me to Boston. didnt fall in love like she claims i did.

    we went to a celtics game.

    she paid for everything

    i dont regret anything
     
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    why are you not fucking your wife yet?
     
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    OMG me too!
     
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    the date rape drug takes longer on 200+ pound women.
     
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    Who was more desperate, the cow paying for a fat guy to have sex with her, or the fat guy that flew to fuck a cow?
     
  6. Shivvy

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    shes prepping
     
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    :mad:
     
  8. MONK

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    Jesus Christ Shiv. :facepalm:
     
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    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    you getting anal?

    long prep
     
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  11. Shivvy

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    its the Day of Love and i feel like being honest. plus the Pinot Noir is helping
     
  12. newcastlefan

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    she told me you had performance issues
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    what she look like?
     
  14. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    check your emails. i believe that was from cheri about chiva
     
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    Drink some beer or liquor you fucking faggit. :pie:
     
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    Using a dildo to get wet since she finds you hideous? :dontknow:
     
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    I regret you starting this thread
     
  18. newcastlefan

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    she got a fluffer?
     
  19. jackie the jerk

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    Getting the flour ready so when its time you can find the wet spot? :dontknow:
     
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    Did you set the heater in the barn so the pig stall mud isn't so cold?