WTF Yes, cameras can lie.

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  1. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    You know how conspiracy theorist types always look at small details in some old picture and say it's "evidence" of a cover up or faked event? Check this out.

    I was just messing around with my phone and took a picture of my cat. I just noticed that in this image, it looks like he has only three legs, as if one of his legs disappeared.

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    It almost looks as if he's pulled his leg up across his chest, but there's a stripe that connects into where his leg would be.

    Here's the next one I took.

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    I can imagine how a conspiracy theorist might say I shopped the first pic, or that the second one is a different cat, but it's just the way the camera created the image. Weird shit.
     
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    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    One time i pulled a muscle and stubbed my toe at the same time.
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    How?
     
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    bennymuso England's Finest Gold

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    Nice looking feline you got there. Can i adopt it.

    No, this isn't Beth asking.
     
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    does this have to do with the earpiece?
     
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    Filipino massage parlor.
     
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    bennymuso England's Finest Gold

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    Nice looking feline you got there. Can i adopt it.

    No, this isn't Beth asking.
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    What earpiece?
     
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    This is how most "conspiracies " start.
    Someone sees a photo hey can't explain and build a narrative around it.
    Great example: this photo PROVING planes are spraying us w chemtrails-
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    He'd rather keep his eyes, thank you.
     
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    How many of its eyes will you let it keep?
     
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    Oh, i thought you were trying to prove a point, look around there a few threads on it
     
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    Exactly
     
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    It just looks like some Howard Stern photoshopping.
     
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    Oh, :doh:

    He got me!
     
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    Until I saw this posted here I didn't believe in chemtrails. But now...
     
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    Howard touch up your image for you?
     
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    It looks like it.
     
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    Both. But I'm afraid it's virginity will be taken. I'm into beastality. Don't tell no one, people judge.
     
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