Yesterday i was bragging to Chriza about eating a half of chicken

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Today i have raging diarrhea, i feel like i am going to drop dead any minute :cuss:
     
  2. face palm

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    you and your pooper :facepalm:
     
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    I had a pretty wet fart this morning... not a full shart, but I changed my boxers anyway.

    We speak your name.
     
  4. Phil McKrakin

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    Derg... :belch:
     
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    Fuck man, i was so happy slamming down that chicken yesterday, fuck those people that poisoned me!!!!
     
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    Revenge of the half chicken.
     
  7. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Dawg, you should know by now you can't out eat Chriza- that boy's a walking garbage can!!
     
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    chicken kicks your ass Dawg? :umunch:
     
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    You're not supposed to eat the pink parts o_O
     
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    Not normally, they served me some rotten shit i guess.
     
  12. garypagetwo

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    Dawg you seem like one of those people who are always sick with something weird, like the stomach ulcer, ice pick headache, now you have violent diarrhea from eating too much chicken...
     
  13. crazypreacher

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    Not good. I get rotisserarry chicken at costco a lot.
     
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    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    they must have served you the anus
     
  15. Phil McKrakin

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    Real time deading on the horizon!
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I got this at Texas roadhouse, they are supposed to serve quality food.
     
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    I took two doses of pepto and i still need to explode, fuck this.
     
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    "One half of your finest chicken, please!"
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    All it takes is one little handling mistake.
     
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    dude, you are sick way more than me.