Yesterday Was My Birthday

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  1. Smartguy

    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

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    It was a pretty average day until my regular FWB came over and fucked the hell out of me. She even went the extra mile and let me finish in her ass. Anyway, I just wanted to brag. And to preemptively answer your questions, no there wasn't any mud on the helmet, yes I have pictures, well video actually, and no you cant see them

    So what is your fondest birthday present memory?
     
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  2. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    Lie
     
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    freds liberal elite VIP

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    FWB = Faggot White Boyfriend?
     
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    Good for you bub :lo5:

    Welcome to the Bar
     
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  6. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    :picking: Hung one more year on the line......
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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  8. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    Fat white broad
     
  9. Summer

    Summer Shed Punisher VIP

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    Happy Birthday
     
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  10. zingger

    zingger Who's next? Gold

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    You're so nice!
     
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  11. Summer

    Summer Shed Punisher VIP

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    Thanks. I'm glad someone sees that! :jj:
     
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    When does @Anfkid come in and start calling him a reggie?
     
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  13. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    how tall a guy are you?
     
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    zingger Who's next? Gold

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    Yeah, I can't imagine why all these broads around here got you blocked
     
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  15. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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  16. Smartguy

    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

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    I'm 5'10", why does this matter?
     
  17. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Anybody want to take this from here?









    @knuckle_hedd
     
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    Nunz Lar's lurking.

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    :jj:
     
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  20. knuckle_hedd

    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    didn't know they could stack shit that high..
     
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