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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Magnificent Mr. Hole, Sep 23, 2010.
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Remember to check your tickets twice.
Go fuck a fetus
Don't be factious.
I never play the lottery.
I have no luck.
Only darkies and white trash buy lottery tickets.
Plus I don't wanna hold up the line at the convenience store when people are just trying to get their coffee and get to work.
...and old people. Don't forget old people. They're all ABOUT winning money they'll never live to spend.
I hate those people.
Sometimes after a lottery customer has held up the line for a particularly irksome amount of time, making all of their superstition-driven demands, they'll turn around and nod and say "thank you" or even "excuse me" or "sorry".
The next time that happens I'm going to say "It's okay- you have a good chance at winning!" and as I say it I'll nod my head enthusiastically with a big, ridiculous smile on my face.
I can't wait to do that.