Yet Another Inconsistent Fictional Beth Ostrosky Biography

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  1. OV

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    LOL.. on this one, she graduated with an English Degree from Pitt, worked part time as a model while attending, then went to NY where she worked her way into high fashion modeling. No mention of 4.5 years in Europe and South Africa. No mention of being a term or 2 short of an English Lit degree before leaving. No mention of some other biographies that had her leaving for NY at 19 to seek her fame and fortune.

    Oh but while attending Fox Chapel HS, she might not have seemed like the future "sex goddess' she has morphed into despite being powerless to not notice her "svelte physique and mega-watt smile."

    Obviously all her bios are as fictional as the Buddy and Yoda stories. It's just a matter of whom her ghostwriters are if she doesn't produce these herself. Clearly, it's an ever changing yet still questionable background.. but whomever is creating this utter bullshit should at least get their story straight and be consistent.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0652514/?ref_=tt_cl_t8

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    Sex Goddess? Ewwwww - there is nothing remotely sexy about her. When I see her, I want to throw up.
     
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    Notice she was "pursuing" a career in NYC, which is 100% accurate. the second paragraph, however, made me spit out my soup
     
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    Howard said when he met her she was doing bridal shows. I think @monsoon said this was one step above being a Boat Show Model (model at boat/car shows).

    My friend had a lingerie party years ago where she tried to peddle cheap lingerie shit. This was exactly the kind of crap they offered.
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    Was it a "beautiful soup"? :giggle:
     
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    What, you don't find this attractive??
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    The one thing I can't wrap my head around, who the fuck has the time to waste putting these bios together in the first fucking place.

    She's a waste of space.

    Do you want a real bio Beth, here you go,
    Beth Born
    Beth Dead
     
  11. Uncle Larry

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    Beth's PR team still hasn't fixed some of the "Trivia" items on her imdb page:

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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    Wow a bet the guy who wrote this for Beth has a hankering for cock. Sex goddess lol
     
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    Alright...which one of you fun and funny bastards got this one onto her IMBD page???:roll:
     
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    Thats the good looking guy over there.....looks like a magician from the year 1973.

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    Beth's bio is so censored and fabricated was it written by MSNBC's news director?
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    Beth's bio

    Sucked and fucked principal

    Fucked and sucked over 2500 hundred customers I mean fanS

    Career highlight- sucked off more than 200 Bedouin tribesman in Saudi Arabian tent party

    Failed model actress
    Married a true sucker who must have watched Pretty Woman too many times

    Kind regards

    And fuck Beth and howard
     
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    Sad but true.
     
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    lol sex goddess
     
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    On the same shelf as the bible and Aesop's Fables.