WTF Yet another "Study" do you have your partner "freshen up"before sex?

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Or is a quick Puerto Rican shower enough??? (Tits, pits and lady bits)????
     
  2. sumtexan

    sumtexan Consentido de Dios Gold

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    Nope.
     
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    Birddog Well-Known Member

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    No, but I usually wash my hand after.
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    How dirty do tits get?!
     
  5. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Not too dirty methinks:rolleyes:
     
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    FeetToTaste Well-Known Member

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    If I'm going down, she better be fresh. If it is a quick bang, I couldn't care less.

    To be fair, I wouldn't ask her to put her face near my stink hole after a hard day's work. My best friend's dad told me when we were teenagers: "wash your balls boys, never know when a girl will want to go down on you" and I've tried to add that to my routine everyday after work since!
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    My grandma called that a whore's bath.

    :facepalm:

    I'm like "why did you feel the need to tell me that??"
     
  9. hugh jasol

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    HELL FUCKING NO.

    Just today, my ol' lady painted, cut grass, spread mulch and then ran 3 miles...and without even having deodorant on.

    I wouldn't let her take a shower prior to getting my fuck on. Hell naw. That's like some straight up beach vacation sex. You know when you are on the beach all day and your girlie is all drunk, sweaty, oiled up and salty???

    Yessir.
     
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    holly1975 Treasure Valley's Greatest Treasure Gold

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    He does. He gets me into the shower, I think he makes it like foreplay.
     
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    Fuck! I'm so not Lesbian and even I would make her shower that funk off!!!
     
  12. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    I have nevuh had a request to freshen up, but I like to lay in the tub for an hour, so I guess I'm fresh!!!

    :c
     
  13. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    My baby so dog gone fine, I like to do it to her nearly all the time.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    That's like a hot tub without the threat of a chemical-induced UTI....;)
     
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    hugh jasol white trash on dope Gold

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    OH FUCK THAT SHIT!

    Natural sweaty poon stank is like God's natural Viagra for me. I'm trying to get her to be a marathon runner, no shit.
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    My wife takes care of business. She always smells clean and fresh when it's time.
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    I don't even want to tell you what I found in her nightstand when cleaning her house after she passed.
    :eek:
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    You like to smell your own farts too, don't you?
     
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    Yeah!!!

    I love muh Tub Time.
     
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