Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by SomerSky, Apr 10, 2016.
Or is a quick Puerto Rican shower enough??? (Tits, pits and lady bits)????
No, but I usually wash my hand after.
How dirty do tits get?!
Not too dirty methinks
If I'm going down, she better be fresh. If it is a quick bang, I couldn't care less.
To be fair, I wouldn't ask her to put her face near my stink hole after a hard day's work. My best friend's dad told me when we were teenagers: "wash your balls boys, never know when a girl will want to go down on you" and I've tried to add that to my routine everyday after work since!
My grandma called that a whore's bath.
I'm like "why did you feel the need to tell me that??"
HELL FUCKING NO.
Just today, my ol' lady painted, cut grass, spread mulch and then ran 3 miles...and without even having deodorant on.
I wouldn't let her take a shower prior to getting my fuck on. Hell naw. That's like some straight up beach vacation sex. You know when you are on the beach all day and your girlie is all drunk, sweaty, oiled up and salty???
He does. He gets me into the shower, I think he makes it like foreplay.
Fuck! I'm so not Lesbian and even I would make her shower that funk off!!!
I have nevuh had a request to freshen up, but I like to lay in the tub for an hour, so I guess I'm fresh!!!
My baby so dog gone fine, I like to do it to her nearly all the time.
That's like a hot tub without the threat of a chemical-induced UTI....
OH FUCK THAT SHIT!
Natural sweaty poon stank is like God's natural Viagra for me. I'm trying to get her to be a marathon runner, no shit.
My wife takes care of business. She always smells clean and fresh when it's time.
I don't even want to tell you what I found in her nightstand when cleaning her house after she passed.
You like to smell your own farts too, don't you?
I love muh Tub Time.