WTF Yikes, Dead Guy Across The Street!

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  1. goldtopper

    goldtopper For Real VIP Gold

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    Just looked across the street and saw a dude laying face down in the grass. Ran out there- he's dead. Called 911. A firefighter happened to drive by and stopped, we tried cpr but he was gone. Now the ambulance just came and they're pronouncing him I assume. I think he was walking the river trail and just collapsed.
    Damn, poor guy!
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    Beats dying at work I suppose.
     
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    Jackie laughts at this news...
     
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    Walygatr VIP Extreme Gold

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    Why did the dead guy cross the road?


    He didn't. He's laying over there in the grass.
     
  5. Joe Bauers

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    Exercise will kill you..:grad:
     
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    I was going to crack an insensitive joke; but I got nothing. So: Bummer for that dude/dude-ette. RIP. :(
     
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    thanks for the clear picture
     
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    Did he go by the name Prince by any chance ?
     
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    That's a hell of a start to your day.
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    That sucks. It was nice of you to try and help him. I would assume massive heart attack, nothing you could have done to save him.
     
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    It's true. We treat more people at the gym than we do at McDonalds...
     
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    Whoa, heavy ending to the week. Well done for your efforts.
     
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    Man, last year I was driving to work, wife in the seat next to me sleeping (we work together), I'm merging off an exit and I could have SWORN there was a body laying in the grass on the side of the road. It was at dawn and not really light out yet but I remember thinking "DAMNNNN, was that a body?" and then thought "You're seeing things"..get to work, about an hour later see on FB several people around there posting someone was hit and killed walking on the side of the road, it WAS a body I saw, man, just BARELY seeing that body that morning creeped me out, I can't imagine seeing what you saw and then trying CPR to no avail... :(

    BTW, I have checked the news for the last 18 months or so since that hit and run and they still haven't caught anyone, whoever did it and drove away apparently got by with it.. :(
     
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    I just took my second shit of the day and I think I was able to get to the 4th hole on my belt afterwards
     
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    If you gotta go, that's the way to do it. Quick, and hopefully painless.
     
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    Goodnight funnyman.
     
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    Well it's good that you tried to help I feel lots of people nowadays would just walk by without a care in the world. Unfortunately witnessed a friend pass away this past year from a heart attack at a family bbq, definitely a shaking experience and feeling helpless to help sucked.
     
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    Purple Rain, Purple Rain![​IMG]
     
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    I saw three dead dudes in my life .

    First when I was a kid I was out playing with my tonka trucks and saw the old dude across the street die sitting in his lawn chair. I went and told my mother and she said he was just sleeping . His grandson came home about and hour later and sure enough he was dead . Too bad my mother didn't believe me .

    The second time was at my uncles wedding when a guy leaned over and died on me at the reception.

    The third time i saw a guy laying on the side of the road . I pointed it out to my mother and she said it was just a hiker resting . Sure enough the guy died . It was in the paper later .
     
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    Did you check his wallet for a couple of Andrew Jackson's. He would have wanted you to have them.
     
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