Yo Bro You Gonna Start An 8PM Poker Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by blairg, Oct 3, 2012.

  1. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    why dont you shove a banana up your ass faggot
     
  3. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    as soon as Stevie is done talking into it I'll start lubing up.
     
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    mari is gonna blow me at 8
     
  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    not surprised that you are eager to do so
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    blairg :toptip:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Mari is a slut
     
  8. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    biggest thing I've had up there to date is a Sharpie, the big ones.
     
  9. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    happy birthday :toptip:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    did you stick them up your ass when you made out with that old dude?
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    :no:
     
  12. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    really? why?
     
  13. blairg

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    I was trying to do something
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    How many different foreign objects have been in your ass, blairg?
     
  15. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Blaaaaarg when was the last time you stuck your toe up your cats ass?
     
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    MissPoker Active Member

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    :behave:
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    I try to do stuff all the time. But none of it involves sticking markers in my asshole. :dontknow:
     
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    just the Sharpie
     
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    who the fuck is this whore?
     
  20. blairg

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    I was drunk and smoking crack and was trying to massage my prostate with it while I jerked off.