Discussion in 'The Bar' started by blairg, Sep 6, 2012.
trolling for guys now??
This isnt AIM blarrg.
Idiotbox = new Mari
Some people here like lame humor
my tits aren't remotely nice and i have an outie.
Hypothetically, if I go out to play golf, with people who play golf, wherin I have never played..... How bad would it make me look?
Want me to answer that?
I don't really want anyone to answer, because I'm sure the answer is "you're gonna look like a retard".
not a good idea
And that is before you even step foot out of the car at the golf course.
it's just family, I just know they'll be all "ole shaky hands Blair can't hold a club"
we're not playing in SoCal so I won't need to worry about shitting my pants
you didnt say it was fam, blarrg.. who gives a fuck if its fam
Listen, I have seen your picture, and from what I've seen, you are no stranger at all to pant shitting. In fact, you probably still have trouble using a toilet on your own.
that was stupid Dave
If you dont get mad and dont slow anyone down nobody will care. Dont ask for help or advice but if someone offers listen. Most importantly, keep up pace. Pick up your ball if your double par. Go to the cart and drink. Youll be fine.
it doesn't matter if you are a poor player just do it quickly. don't go hunting for that $1 top flite you launched in the woods. if it betrayed you once, it will surely do so again. don't walk on anyone's putting line and if you are out of the hole, be the flag bitch. if you guys are out there just dicking around, have fun. i'd say have a few beers but that goes without saying.