Yo Momma

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shine, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

    Reputations:
    25
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    26,036
    Likes Received:
    0
    Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read 'one at a time, please'
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    316,474
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    177,509
    Likes Received:
    59,452
    Your momma so black, she went to night school and they marked her absent
     
  3. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

    Reputations:
    25
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    26,036
    Likes Received:
    0
    Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
     
  4. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

    Reputations:
    61,904
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    23,252
    Likes Received:
    10,691
    NSFW
    [​IMG]
     
  5. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

    Reputations:
    302,187
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    80,169
    Likes Received:
    26,967
  6. Mister Joshua

    Mister Joshua New Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Mar 19, 2012
    Messages:
    1,098
    Likes Received:
    1
    Yo mama's so black, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    316,474
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    177,509
    Likes Received:
    59,452
    [​IMG]
     
  8. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

    Reputations:
    25
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    26,036
    Likes Received:
    0
    Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order
     
  9. Mister Joshua

    Mister Joshua New Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Mar 19, 2012
    Messages:
    1,098
    Likes Received:
    1

    nice job
     
  10. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

    Reputations:
    32,109
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2011
    Messages:
    115,704
    Likes Received:
    20,601
    yea seriously that was terrible
     
  11. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

    Reputations:
    25
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    26,036
    Likes Received:
    0
    Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture
     
  12. Mister Joshua

    Mister Joshua New Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Mar 19, 2012
    Messages:
    1,098
    Likes Received:
    1

    That's why yo momma got one leg longer than the other, when she cross the street they call that bitch "Hip Hop."
     
  13. Mur

    Mur soon VIP

    Reputations:
    6,376
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    8,075
    Likes Received:
    1,018
    Copy/paste :c

    Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH

    MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"