Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shine, Apr 11, 2012.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read 'one at a time, please'
Your momma so black, she went to night school and they marked her absent
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama's so black, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order
yea seriously that was terrible
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture
That's why yo momma got one leg longer than the other, when she cross the street they call that bitch "Hip Hop."
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"