Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, May 11, 2014.
What you got planned?
He didn't even get her a card
Is the other son coming over?
it's all about Mom. Not about competing w/ a vastly superior brother you'll never live up to on any level any way....
They probably sit and talk about how great the bar business is going and how proud she is of him because of his success. Schmoopys brother probably brings a wonderful gift and Cookie probably says " you shouldn't have brought me a gift. Your success in life is really my gift."
Better Brother cooks the meal.
He's just a standup, generous guy like that...
You guys are assholes.
Schmoopy was all wacked out on the nasal inhaler cotton thing last night, I don't think he's planning on going over to the parents house today
They have to be used to seeing him like that by now
I hope he leases something nice for her.
Schmoopy doesn't have friends
I actually feel bad for scoopy. Every holiday is just a reminder that his family loves his little brother more than him. Even a fucking retard needs love from his family.
Their gonna run out of excuses soon