Yo Schmoopy! It's Mother's day

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    What you got planned?
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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  4. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Heartbreaking stuff :(
     
  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    He didn't even get her a card :no:
     
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    Is the other son coming over?
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    it's all about Mom. Not about competing w/ a vastly superior brother you'll never live up to on any level any way....
     
  8. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    They probably sit and talk about how great the bar business is going and how proud she is of him because of his success. Schmoopys brother probably brings a wonderful gift and Cookie probably says " you shouldn't have brought me a gift. Your success in life is really my gift."
     
  9. Lou Loomis

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    Better Brother cooks the meal.


    He's just a standup, generous guy like that...
     
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  11. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    You guys are assholes.
     
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    Schmoopy was all wacked out on the nasal inhaler cotton thing last night, I don't think he's planning on going over to the parents house today :jj:
     
  13. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    They have to be used to seeing him like that by now
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    I hope he leases something nice for her.
     
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    :fail:

    Schmoopy doesn't have friends :lol:
     
  16. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    :lol:
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    dammit schmoopy
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    He's embarrassed
     
  19. NipplesAndToes23

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    I actually feel bad for scoopy. Every holiday is just a reminder that his family loves his little brother more than him. Even a fucking retard needs love from his family.
     
  20. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Their gonna run out of excuses soon