Yoda Book #7 on NYT Best Sellers for Childrens Books - Congratulations Beth!

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  1. Javaforgotme

    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It's true. Beth's new book, Yoda the story of a Cat and Her Kittens is #7 on this weeks New York Times Best Sellers list for Children's books. Congratulations to her and her family for this wonderful gift to all who reads or receives it.

    See below - however, I thought the review blurb was a little harsh.


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  2. Caffeinated

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    I love how the number one children's picture book is " The Book with No Pictures".
     
  3. BooeyBanana

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    How many copies did Don Buchwald and Howard purchase to make this possible ?
     
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    Just enough, calculated down to the last marble. Besides, all of those colorful graphics probably produce toxic fumes when burned at Chimney Manor. Wouldn't want the foster kittens to develop a lung condition.
     
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    Stern68...is this you?
     
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    The review write-up is classic.
     
  8. Beths Arab

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    I've seen more compelling literature on a shit house wall so i'm guessing they bought a lot!
     
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    #4 sounds like the premise to a bondage film I saw in college
     
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    Is today OPs first day here... or is this just an obvious troll??
     
  11. kippy

    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    Thread #4
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    100% of 100% of the profits from this book is going to my charity Bianca's furry friends. See, I have it tattooed on the inside of my forearm!!!
     
  13. HorsetoothBeth

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    That book has blown it's load. That's the best it'll do.....#7 in Childrens........picture books.
    Evan with Daddy buying pallets and pallets of them.......

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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    I think the op is joking. Read the review in the pic.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    OMG if I read any more reviews saying that Boeuf is AN ANGEL and AMAZING and LOVE AND PURPOSE and that Yoda was cured.... I'm gonna lose it.. are these all paid reviewers or just dummies?
     
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