Yoda: Does Beth Suffer From Munchausen By Proxy Syndrome (And Is She A Danger to Innocent Animals?)

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  1. OV

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    I'm beginning to think that if you substitute "kitties" for kids (who are kids to her), she' s exhibiting all the classic symptoms, now concerned about the safety of animals entrusted to her care and starting to think that Yoda was slyly administered some heart palpitating type medicine to simulate a bad heart before initially taken to the doctor. Was Bella blind when adopted?

    Think about it: "saving" animals in distress checks off all the psychological warning boxes that this attention-whoring IQ-deficient but genetically clever (consider her felonious father) piece of work customarily exhibits.

     
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    I have an aunt who fits this description. no kids, and her seemingly healthy dogs are shuttled constantly to the vet for all sorts of "issues"

    with all of the business she brings to her vet, i'll bet he will be able to retire a year of two early
     
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    It wouldn't surprise me.
     
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    I always just assumed she tortured the animals when Howard was away.
     
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    and really, did she break that poor kitty's fragile leg as a photo op depicting her selflessness at the vet's office?
     
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    I do believe a rash of complaints to that Cat Cardiac Center about misdiagnosing poor yoda is in order.
     
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    ...she broke the kittys leg because shes a huge drunken oaf. i do think she suffers munchausen by proxy, using cats/kittens sick or well to bring attention on herself. it dawned on me yesterday when i heard kary kasem talk about how jean treated herself and her siblings when they wee young. i know as well as im sitting here that beth is another jean kasem doing everything she can to keep howard from his kids and real friends like friends who arent afraid to tell you when your woman has gotten out of hand.
     
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    Howard has set up a constant stream of animals for Beth to fall in love with, and the subsequent pain of giving them away , his intention is to placate her natural desire to bare, and care-fore children, the sad part is: Beth is destine to suffer the loss of dozens of animals during the course of a year...
     
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    Yea sure why not
     
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    ...the even sadder part of it is one day beth is going to realize that howard cheated her out of a normal fulfilling satisfying life for sparkly things that never satisfy, only feed the ego.
     
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    By "sadder" I assume you mean "better"
     
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    ...i wouldnt want to be her when its time to pay the tab for all the gloating and shameless self promotion. deep funk doesnt even beging to describe it. :evil:
     
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    Definitely think so.
    There is no way that kitten could have broken its leg on its own - if indeed it was really broken... hmm.
     
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    I think in order to have that syndrome, you must have active, viable brain matter...so, no.
     
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    #justiceforhenry
     
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    Don't forget, Saint Animal-Lover Beth overfed 6iahca, making her fat beyond normal bulldog fatness, and ignoring the obvious fact that the weight made 6iahca's health problems worse. She joked about it, too. :-(

    She's doing it again with the fluffy black cat Leon Bear. He was overweight at 18 pounds when they took him in, and Beefus was instructed to help him lose weight. He has steadily gained weight under Beef's loving guidance, till last I read he is 22 pounds.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Who has that "never forget" meme of the kitten that died shortly after being fostered by Beth? I forgot, haha! Henry?
     
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    we should develop a list of animals in her care that have developed health issues, injuries and/or died. I know that every ailment a cat has, or even the announcement of the death of a poor little kitty becomes another opportunity to elicit attention and sympathy which are 2 classic Munchhausen manifestations. Maybe there's an appropriate NY State agency that oversees cruelty to animals, ya think?
     
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