Yoda Gets a Buddy -- Already #1 on Amazon!

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  1. Anyonenow

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    Yoda Gets a Buddy Hardcover – December 1, 2015
    by Beth Stern (Author), Devin Crane (Illustrator), K. A. Alistir (Contributor)
    #1 New Release in Children's Adoption Books
    www.amazon.com/Yoda-Gets-Buddy-Beth-Stern/dp/148146969X/

    New York Times
    bestselling author Beth Stern is back with another inspiring story, as Buddy the blind foster kitten joins Yoda and his friends for a heart-warming adventure!

    Yoda is busier than ever in the Foster Kitten Room, taking care of litter after litter. Buddy, a blind kitten who is recovering from eye surgery, has been with Beth and Howard longer than any other foster kitten, so Yoda takes him under his wing—or paw—and makes him his fostering partner! While Yoda grooms and scolds the naughty kittens, Buddy is the cat they cuddle up to and adore, mimicking his every move, with no clue he is blind.

    One day Frankie, a new foster, is introduced and from the very first moment, none of the kittens like him. Oversized ears and an unruly cowlick make him look goofy. But Buddy loves this new little guy and helps the other kittens see all of Frankie’s goodness and sweetness. And when they discover Buddy is the kitten with a true disability and challenge, the other felines learn that love truly is blind when we see each other with our hearts.

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    Stats from Novelrank
    http://www.novelrank.com/asin/148146969X

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  2. Bye You!

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    shoot me already
     
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    #1 with 102 books sold.... That is some victory!
     
  4. Rocinante

    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

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    I'll bring my laptop to the zoo and let the monkeys pound out a better story than this twit did.
     
  5. Limo Wreck

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    Just in time for Stern to give them out for Christmas.
     
  6. MrWarmth

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    Third book: Defendant Gets Half
     
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    #1 in children's adoption books?

    How much did Gunky pay to create that category? :facepalm:
     
  8. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    Come the fuck on.
     
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    i missed it. where is it #1? childrens books about adopting blind kittens?
     
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    ive said this before, as someone who is adopted i find this shit very offensive.

    I think i just may write Amazon a "note" and tell them this shit has nothing to do with adoption and to cut the shit already.

    I am in that kind of mood :nag:
     
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    A lot of publishing numbers are bought. Wouldn't be surprised if Howard is going to finance a bunch of sales to bump up the numbers.
     
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    Number one in children's book fiction right?
    How many of those have been released lately?
     
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  14. Anyonenow

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    Amazon #1 Ranking is for .com (US) only...Only 84 Books sold
    Please don't make a mockery of this accomplishment.:funny:
     
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    egg-zactly!
     
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    http://www.amazon.com/gp/new-releases/books/3046/ref=zg_b_hnr_3046_1

    Go get 'em :punch:
     
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    It is the #1 NEW RELEASE in Children Adoption Books. I mean how many new releases are there in this category?

    Besides, those 102 books sold were bought by Howard for Holiday gifts.
     
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    I know what Mark McGrath's kids are getting for christmas again this year!
     
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    Robin, my wife's books are selling like crazy at Borders and Crown Books, can't keep them on the shelves ... Robin?