Stern Show Yoda Gets a Buddy Amazon Sales totals

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Amazon USA Sales as of tonight.....

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    Current Rank:


    373
    December Sales:182
    November Sales:104

    a whopping 286 copies


    Considering the amount of shows she went on and the 'millions' of people that listen to the Stern show I would say that is a tad underwhelming
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I feel like I could write a book that would sell more and I aint good at readin and writin.
     
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    I'm sure that things will pick up as soon as kitten season starts.
    :jrolleyes:
     
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    RobotsVsMonsters Semi-lurker since 2008

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    What does she care? Howard just got another $500 million
     
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    the stern effect in full effect
     
  6. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    if i put dog food on my laptop and let my dog eat it ... the resulting key pressing would sell better than that
     
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    they have a billion .... but bitch has failed at everything 'entertainment' related

    that she has attempted
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    :haha:

    Maybe it should have it printed in one of the languages it speaks fluently when it was a huge 1 name modoe in the UK.



    F mutt
     
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    Probably gave away more copies :haha:
     
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    286????? Did she get a publisher for this? In all seriousness "From a white man to a negro in 2010" sold more copies, and that was written by a retarded person.
     
  11. chapped

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    look at this way .. howard could buy over 71,000 copies with just one day of his salary

    so my guess is that this has nothing to do with donating money to that shit cat hotel
     
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    Yesterday I heard Wig advertising the dumb book again saying something like, "Just buy the book you cheap bastards. Money goes to the animals, blah, blah blah." Clearly not the mega hit they hoped. With all of those TV appearances, you would think they could hit at least 1,000 on Amazon.
     
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    Does this mean we won't see the trilogy?
     
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    Incorrect. That soap opera was Daniel day Lewis like
     
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    286 copies...so, Bobo bought one, MFB probably bought at least a half dozen...maybe a handful of idiots ordered it thinking it was a Star Wars book...that means Howard bought about 275 copies to give away as staff bonuses and gifts for the Kimmel party crowd.
     
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    I'd like to a buy a copy now, or did you just make that all up?
     
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    oh we will
     
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    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    This book never made The New York Times Best Seller's list like her other two books did. I guess that Howard is getting tired of trying to support her failed projects.
     
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    Howard could have paid for this new "cat wing" years ago with the change in his couch. Why this years long charade to make the listeners and wealthy donators pay for this nonsense?
     
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    best part is that howard will have to buy her something to stop her from crying