Entertainment Yoda Gets a Butt Buddy: Book Sales update

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Since its release back in ... what are we calling it November???
    and all the TV appearances... and millions and millions of listeners each with eight other people listening

    YGAB has sold less than 800 copies WORLD WIDE..

    This book is such a bomb that ISIS is fucking trying to attach it to a fucking vest as we speak


    Summary

    Avg Rank:103,366
    All Time Sales:781
    January Sales:10
    December Sales:368
    2016 Sales:10


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    is it me or is Beth greasier than Jermaine Jackson?


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    This makes me very happy.........
     
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    Ya 700 were bought by wiggy. She is not ageing well her skin looks terrible.
     
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    781 fools
    Will they call it a best seller ? :bounce:
     
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    I am screaming. Oh my god.
     
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    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    I wonder how many of these piece of shit books need to be sold so that the publisher can break even? :bigthink
     
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    700 of them were mistaken Star Wars fans.
     
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  9. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    for comparison this 6th grader sold 21,477 boxes of cookies by herself
     
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    To be fair, the girl scout is not a retard whore.
     
  11. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Looks like the Yoda the cat franchise is bombing. Hard.
     
  12. chapped

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    Beth sold her box 21,000 times Robin...
     
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    Nice matchy-matchy red dress & nail polish. :giggle:
     
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    here is a lucky fan after picking up a copy

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    Most of us could probably write a children's book and sell 781 copies without TV and radio appearances.
     
  16. chapped

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    Are those numbers right? Just seems impossibly low, even for a Beth Stern book.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    those are cut and paste figures from

    http://www.salesrankexpress.com/

    this site has been known to tar and feather people for bullshiting
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    How the fuck Stern fooled Sirius into giving him another big contract is beyond me.
     
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    I still think that dumb cat is dead.
     
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