Yoda Logs Into His Amazon Page Again

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  1. Botox Barnacle

    Botox Barnacle Well-Known Member

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    bethostern
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    Found Yoda pre-ordering his book on Amazon! Yoda: The Story of a Cat and His Kittens. Coming out on Nov 18th! Proceeds going to Bianca's Furry Friends #goyoda


    T-Minus 19 days until the reviews open on Amazon. You know what to do. You. Know. What. To. Do.

    Proof that Whore logs into her Amazon book page right at the first light of day. And right before her first cup of coffee and vodka.
     
  2. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Someone should photoshop a tray of open pages below the screen.

    * Cat Vomit Videos

    * Dead Mouse Gallery

    * How to Get Away With Killing Her
     
  3. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Oooh coffee and vodka! :idea:

    Seriously...she's insane. And a total embarrassment to humans everywhere.

    And who's goy oda?
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    And the drawings of the cat look NOTHING like Goy Oda.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I think it's terrible that Yoda ran full speed into a sliding glass door. His face has yet to bounce back.

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Alisonsbankacct

    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    I never knew Yoda was Jewish
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    I
    t's actually pronounced "Yod--ehh"
     
  8. yaddc

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    Howard let her have a kid before her hole dries up.
     
  9. Rob0729

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    I know why Howard doesn't want anymore kids. He already is raising Beth, why would he want another child under his roof.

    She really is a simpleton isn't she?
     
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    I miss the Amazon tags. We had those loaded with hilarious, vile, truthful things about that cunt and Oh My Dog. Some guy even called in, talking about it and Howard went nuclear. :jj:
     
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    this book is already ranked #2150.

    Howard will need to put the overflow into the 10 million dollar closet
     
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    ...i wish i would have heard that.
     
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    If she only had one ounce of humility... :facepalm:
    Goyoda!
     
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    ...beth was working (lol) with 90 cats over at the hallmark channel robin.
     
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    Beth recycled the picture and posted it on Twitter too - the English major once again couldn't correctly spell Barnes & Noble.

     
  17. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Did Cunt plagerize her book?

    Yoda: The Daring, Dauntless, Darling Cat Paperback – September 29, 2014
    by Joan A. de Bruin (Author, Illustrator)

    Yoda is the story of a loving cat who has Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) and Reactive Attention Disorder (RAD). Parents and children alike will enjoy her journey to becoming her true self. How did she do it? She discovered a process called Neurofeedback

    [​IMG]

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/09..._m=
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Does anyone know how we can find that clip.
     
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    Scott Rembiesa ‏@propertyguy77 6h6 hours ago
    @BethStern @AnimalLeague
    not sure if Yoda cares but that's Amazon not barns n noble

    wildflowers ‏@1Wildflowers 3h3 hours ago
    @BethStern @AnimalLeague
    Please learn to spell Barnes & Noble. Then learn to find their website on your computer.

    She's obviously dipping into the Halloween Cocktails a little early today.
     
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