Yoda Short Film, Narrated by Robin

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  1. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Last night I was finally able to track down Robin's infamous narration of Yoda: The Story of a Cat and His Kittens. (I had to go through the Nook Kids app, since Amazon's advertised audio edition for Kindle didn't actually have audio. Amazon has since removed the "with audio recording" description from the product.)

    I was so inspired by Robin's ability to read short sentences aimed at young children that I opened Final Cut Pro for the first time in years and made this 4-minute-long fan fiction. It's called "#mypurpose". I hope you enjoy it.


     
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    The lords work.
     
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    Hitler owned Yoder? Who knew... :lol:
     
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    #yourethebomb!

    :clap:
     
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    Oh FUCK, this is so good!!
     
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    This is one of the funniest fucking things I've seen in ages. Please, someone tweet this to Beth and the Wig.
     
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    Agree -- this must be shared with the world. As with all things re Beth, nothing was exaggerated -- there was no need. Benjamen simply relayed the REALITY.

    :bow:
     
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    I'm going to share it with Beth-Man.
     
  10. Beth Stern

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    :bigwave::clap::happywave::hw::slick:

    :secret:@Benjamen n is a major talent.!!
     
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    Benjamen, we speak your name!! That was hysterical! I loved when Yoda heard the clicking of the camera from the foster room. :haha:
     
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    You did I great job, but I couldn't get passed 1:12. If Yoda was ever in a shelter, which he wasn't, then that beautiful cat would have been adopted immediately and not have sat there watching all of the other cats get adopted day by day.
    I despise liars, and these three demented cunts are the worst.
     
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    OK, I finished listening anyway. Really funny and great job you did. It/Robin/Beth were just so sickening though.
     
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    Believe me, I approached it from your point of view. That's why I loaded it up with Persian facts I found online, and made Yoda's fictitious heartless former owner the Führer.
     
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    Best thread EVER
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    bloody brilliant!!
     
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    Seriously dude. You totally got me. Wasn't expecting that at all. Haven't laughed so hard since I first watched Schindler's List.

    You have moved beyond Poster of the Year to Poster of the Century.
     
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    I laughed several times:) thank you
     
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    So great! You're doing Gods work!
     
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