Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Sep 8, 2015.
bethosternYoda is talking back as he hears his dad on the air.
Can somebody just run her over with a car.
Doesn't want to be famous CHECK
Doesn't ever shit CHECK
Doesn't want kids CHECK
Doesn't ever want to be away from Howard CHECK
Doesn't listen to THSS CHECK
Twat out continuous look at me cat videos and pics from the bathroom in the Hamptons whilst taking a shit and listening to THSS.
Waiting on the divorce CHECK!
"Yoda's dad".....So insulting to Wiggy's actual children.
This woman is a saint. How in the world is she able to maintain the breakneck pace and handle all the stress associated with fulfilling her purpose?
She selflessly consumes countless boxes of the finest wines and remains horizontal for hours on end in the hopes of capturing that one perfect selfie that will inspire more donations to the kitten ranch.
She tirelessly moves between three mansions overseeing the efforts of dozens of servants to ensure that appropriate numbers of hand selected kitty orphans, sporting the most adorable array of disabilities, will always have an isolated room to be locked up in.
She endures grueling trips to dirt poor, third world countries thousands of miles away; landing at airstrips barely capable of handling even just a base model G5, while spending days on end with other heroes like the Anistons and Kimmels, in accommodations with maybe one chimney if they're lucky, just to keep her purpose fresh in the public's mind.
Her sacrifice is awe inspiring.
Cute picture, remarkable work Beth did with that cat.