Yoda's Healing Heart

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  1. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    .. is of course bullshit, but did they ever cite the specifics heart problem which allegedly death-sentencing this poor puss to a year or less of Consuelo's care in the cellar of Chimney Manor?

    I'm no great researcher but when googling "Can a heart repair itself?," aside from specific heart medicines and the introduction of exercise after a heart attack, I was surprised to read that it was possible for a heart to regenerate. However, the catch was that the research into the use of stem cell injections which looks encouraging is still in its formative stages and any improvement would be very gradual on average. From what I've read (and admittedly could be wrong), generally speaking, short of a specialized operation or two, one must live with a heart condition, modify lifestyle, monitor it frequently and contain it with prescription drugs in most cases.

    So maybe as the book hype grows, the Shed's twitterazzis could start demanding to see a copy of the original EKG and any other veterinary cardiology diagnostic reports detailing the ailment, as well as reiterating ad nauseum that a magical heart cure over the course of 6 months or less without medical intervention, at least until St Beth achieved it, seemed to have been a medical unlikelihood.

    Just like her bios "coincidentally" started to eliminate Europe, when a lot of former fans started demanding to see photo proof of Beth's 4 "high fashion" 4 years of overseas modeling, maybe they can be compelled into a similar midstream change in the narrative of this this fairytale, ya think?
     
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    Mugsy Well-Known Member

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    No offence, but I think i'd rather read her book, than yours.....
     
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    larryluncg Empty VIP Gold

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    :bigthink: Beth?
     
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    Mugsy Well-Known Member

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    No, I can actually lay down for long periods of time....
     
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    Ok enough of this bullshit. ... Yoda much like Biannca is a pure bread...
    So after getting shit for telling ppl to adopt mutts Beth made up some bullshit story about Yoda s heart...
    So now she makes up some bullshit story and oh what a coincidence there happens to be a book deal now

    Ponderous man ponderous
     
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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    You're all just jealous of her adorable Instagram sensation.
     
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    All you need to think about is the leaked pages and cover. This book was being printed weeks ago. That means it's writing and artwork were done months ago. That means the concept was on the drawing board 6 months to a year ago. How long have they had 61oda now?
     
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    waiting for the Yoda tattoos to point and laugh at.
     
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    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    Ask yourself what came first: 1). the book idea, or 2). the cat to fulfill the role?
     
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    The creative process is soooo interesting....
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    they got Yoda in April. this whole project stinks like shit. there is no truth in it at all and its just wrong on so many levels: lying to kids, now kids are going to think their sick pets can be loved back to health and then disappointed when it fails and dies, exploitation of animals to advance other agendas. this such bullshit. I would love for this book to get exposed for what it is, a giant pile of lies.
     
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    [​IMG]
    :giggle:
     
  13. Head Censor

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    Exactly. For purely artistic purposes, at least one pure bred had to be thrown into the mix out there at Chimney Manor.

    As the central character of a children's book, an ordinary house cat just wouldn't "pop".
     
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    Beth only got that cat to have something more gross looking than her in photographs. The joke is on her, she is still uglier than that cat.
     
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    I'm waiting for Disney to catch wind of someone attempting to market on the trademarked name Yoda and sending a C&D to the cunt.

    Followed by Wiggy crying about Star Wars and how no one should go see it because its harrrrible.
     
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    And looking back, think how much more vile were all of Beth's twitter and Instagram posts about how Yoda is caring for the new kittens if she already knew the book was being made. It makes much more sense now. I guess we learned that he fraud apple doesn't fall far from the fraud tree.
     
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    BTW I am now convinced wiggy took up art because the original plan was for him to illustrate the book. When he wasn't better than 95% of illustrators after 6 months they had to call an audible. go back and see Wiggy's attempts at drawing CuntO and cats for evidence.