Yoda's Sequel: "A Tale Of Two Kitties" ?

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  1. OV

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    The Beth Fan Page Blogger has long maintained that the photogenic, miraculously cured-by-love-and-#purpose Yoda is a replacement for the original one that either died or just wasn't sufficiently photo-prop worthy.

    Here are the "before and after" shots. Granted one shows a sickly, poorly groomed version and the other a hale & hearty, professionally prepared feline nurterer (and how much does that set NSAL back weekly?). Also agreed, there are dimensional, positional and spatial disparities between each photo, but still...

    Beyond that, I perceive some basic differences in head configuration, distance between eyes, nose-scrunch, hair tufts in ears, etc.

    Whaddy'all think?

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    Cat glamour shots are not real life!o_O
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    It looks like the cat on the right made a few visits to 'Grandma's'.
     
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    "It's real to me dammit! :tears:"
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    Difficult to tell, but I do know pure bred, white Persians aren't usually that hard to place! A plausible reason might be because he was sick, but she tells different stories about when she found out - sometimes before she graciously adopted him, sometimes after when she took him to her own vet. Either way, as I always say, she definitely fucked her high school principal. (allegedly)
     
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    Left and right nostrils match. Same cat.:cat:
     
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    I had an afghan hound when I was 10. When I got her she had severe mange and food allergy. It took me 3 months to transform her. You wouldn't believe the difference good dog food makes, or cat food.
    Most of the pet food sold today is pure crap. Indigestible grains and filler. So your pet looks like hell and you go to the vet...where you will never be told its the food. Your pet needs endless test.
    The first cat eats fucking Purina..the second is on felidae.
    Moooose just fed better food and groomed it. Bfd

    F mutt
     
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    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    Anal bleaching.
     
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    But don't the interior borders of the eyes look noticeably closer to the nose on the original?
     
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    The pictures were taken more than a year apart. It's the difference between a kitten and adult cat.
     
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    you are dead to me
     
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    the one on the left looks quite old
    It would not surprise me that she would swap it out
     
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    The tale of Yoda sitting in the cage at NSAL watching all of the other cats being adopted before him is pure shit. "The nice lady" got first dibs and nobody else even had a chance to see him before her giant man-hands snatched him up. Even in the "before" picture, you could tell this was a purebred, Persian cat. According to Beth's story, his "sad heart" wasn't discovered until SHE took him to the vet so the threat of illness wouldn't have prevented anyone from adopting him.
     
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    Everything about that stupid fucking asshole cat is complete bullshit.
     
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    Yeah, this is where I'm coming out too.. that they needed to document a Mother Theresa "adoption" from NSAL for the predetermined story line and either the original guy didn't make it or had too many life threatening complications to shlep him around as a photo prop and having the appearance of a modoe for this farce of a book.

    Oh and now that I've shamelessly bumped this dying vine thread, I'm not beyond heeding good advice no matter its source, so maybe @Lemmy who I see is duly weaponized and on duty would be kind enough to change the OP to:

    Breaking! Yoda is an imposter!

    TIA
     
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    Not the same cat.
    Also, anyone who thinks those cats are "beautiful" is warped. Sorry girls.
     
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