Yoda's "Story" (or approximately 3.5 months worth over his lifetime)

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  1. OV

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    May 27th, first mention I could find of “Yoda’s” shelter adoption.
    From a St. Beth article announcing Billy Joel’s concert donation gullibility

    https://www.thedodo.com/beth-stern-and-billy-joel-rais-568273716.html

    July 24, confirmed that Yoda was a RECENT shelter rescue


    June 20th : And the first Shed mention I could find of Yoda.


    So essentially, the Polish Prince will be telling the story of a purebred shelter cat who in July was counting down the daystil reaching the Rainbow Bridge.

    Even assuming that they took the cat in mid-May, how much of a fucking story can they tell over 3.5 months? Just Fucking Ponderous.
     
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    The Kitty formally known as Yoda.


    :D
     
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    Wait - so Beth isn't being completely honest and it's for her own personal gain?

    I don't believe this.
     
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    Heart failure??? Give us proof Cunt any proof...
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Holy shiza! My memory was faulty. I thought Beef just mentioned he had a heart condition, and we made up the part about him having only months to live for fun. That skank actually said he only had a few months to live???? Okay, so that was May ( counting on fingers ) - yep, it's been more than a few months! I don't want to see this kitty die, but shouldn't he be on his death bed by now? Or did Saint Beef lay hands on him causing his diseased heart to regenerate and completely heal?
     
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  6. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    By the way, if he IS dying, what a fun children's book!
     
  7. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...no, it was a blast of gas from howard sterns asshole.
     
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    Can there be even a smidgen of doubt that Beth will be featured prominently on the cover of this book? What's the over/under on the percentage of the cover she takes up? I say 35%
     
  9. SomerSky

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    All these questions and more will be answered in monosyllabic 5 word sentences soon enough....
     
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    Telling a story about the last minute rescue of a purebred Persian who just happened to have a few months to live is easy for practiced liars like the Sterns.

    Maybe Howard took Yoda to Dr. Sarno and now his 'heart failure' is cured.
     
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    ***watercolor art by Howard...
     
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  12. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I wonder if there will be any watercolors of Beef naked on the beach with her hair completely covering her face? ( as it should be )
     
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    Yes with just her pussy showing....
     
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    Fixed!
     
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    The sheer brazenness of their cat lies used to bug me. Now it's just an amusing farce.

    They can't risk having Beth be perceived as weird, barren-womb cat lady. So they go completely over-the-top with the saintly Beth pet rescue stories. Hilarious.
     
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    Lol, I meant the cat!!!!!
     
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    she'll come in the studio to promote it, nobody will question it.

    the Wig- "to my audience, if you have children pick up this book, I'm telling you they will love it, it touched my heart"

    right Robin? Robin?? uhhh...Fred shall I take a break?
     
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    ...yeah shes an oozing shiny trail of sex hole. oh you mean the cat?
     
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    Yeah she's not weird
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    Jimmy reads it to his daughter every night, falls asleep so peacefully....
     
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