you all remember my uncle junior and his sage advice for youngsters?

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  1. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    i just remembered another one

    i was bumming cause i had to deliver my friday evening newspapers and everyone was playing football

    uncle junior sat down a 12 year old without direction and said

    "Its not how much money you make in life it's how little you do to get it"

    "now thro dem papers in the dumpster and go play football in the snow, nobody is gonna say shit when you collect next week"




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    he was right
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    no, i don't remember
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    hes the one that told me not to empty my tray in mcdonalds cause ill put the kid with the white paper hat out of a job...it was a legendary thread
     
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    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    I thought it was not returning shopping carts??? I call shenanigans
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Mu Uncle Howard once told me some Spaniard was fucking with him so he shot him and threw him in the river

    True story :hat:
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    lol


    that too
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    that's not sage advice. :nono:
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    hard core
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    still not ringing a bell.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    it made the 8 other assholes who didn't answer a distant memory :jj:
     
  12. GHP

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    He's dead now anyway
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    I remember when Uncle Junior said, "When I was a little kid, no older than that, I always used to wonder why nobody collected prayer cards like they collected baseball cards. Thousands of bucks for Honus Wagner and jack shitt for Jesus"
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    ill bet you know what my uncle junior called you
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    lol...
    wagner had a better year
     
  16. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Oh fuck I always forget this one

    How do you say eggplant in Italian
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    moulinyan
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    That one still cracks me up :p
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    i never really got it cause our nonna called eggplant mazza-something

    goona look it up
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Melanzana

    "MEH-lahn-TSAH-nah."