You and your baby wipes Howard...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by tearsOfCum, Mar 13, 2015.

  1. tearsOfCum

    tearsOfCum Well-Known Member

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    I always thought it was very irresponsible of him to go out of his way to promote the use of baby wipes.
    He really has OCD and a fecal-obsession.
     
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    I use baby wipes because of Howard. I'm also OCD about my weight.
     
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    What the fuck? Those wet/baby wipes clearly tell you not to flush them. Just take a nice fucking shower after you evacuate ass.
     
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    Grrrrr! I'm the butt wipe monster!

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    Do wipes help cure an itchy asshole?
     
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    Son of butt wipe monster.

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    I have two buddy's I hunt with. Manlier men are few compared to these two. BOTH of them carry baby wipes whenever they leave the house. I gave them Shittens for Christmas as a joke and they thought it was the best gift they'd ever received.
     
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    :jj:

     
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    Which one has Howard's "dootie" on it?
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    You're not supposed to flush them. I bet Howard has a hotline to his plumber. "Hello Tony, this is Howard. The shitter is overflowing again."
     
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    Every once in a while, maybe... but EVERY time??? When Howard gets asshole cancer, me and my unevolved roll of toilet paper are going to laugh.
     
  14. Rip mcdivvit

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    He learned it from will smith.
     
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    But there's no fun in that. Howard wants to put his fingers in his ass and there's no better time than when he's already nice and loose from taking a dump. He wraps those wipes around his finger and probes. He likes the feeling of it. It gives him a semi. He looks at each wipe after using it and I guarantee he's disappointed once one comes out clean. Fun's over. No more probing for "brown." No more rectal bliss.
     
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    It certainly can. But not if it's itching from herps or the AIDS.
     
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    I was an every shit wipe man for at least 5 years. Then I had to move in with someone who let me stay with them until we could find a house and they were anti flushing the wipes down their drain. Broke me of it. Have my own place again now, but haven't used any wipes. Money is also much tighter, though, so that surely has some to do with me not rushing re-start the habit. I can't be literally flushing money down the toilet anymore. Except TP, I do use TP of course.
     
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    sadly I thought shittens was actually a decent product, did it ever take off?
     
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    remnants, Robin
     
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    Hey. New to the shed - been a fan of you guys for a while. From what I've heard from a friend of a friend who works at Sirius is that for the 2nd year in a row they have sold out their inventory. Not taking over the world but not doing bad either.