You are about to die

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by basketcase, May 20, 2013.

  1. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    ...what are you wearing now?

    Some of us are
    watching Spongebob in our pjs
    controlling a nuclear weapon
    driving while posting on dawgsaloon
    ordering our next hamburger
    fapping off to old lady tits

    and more.
     
  2. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    holding on for dear life while a tornado plows through your neighborhood...
     
  3. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I was hit head on by a tractor trailer. My last thought was that "This is where it ends"
     
  4. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I flatlined after the birth of my son, naked, on the toilet...my only thought was "fuck, just like Elvis!"
     
  6. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    i guess it wasnt. what are you wearing now?
     
  7. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Hi Pinkie?
     
  8. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    i thought about this while i was in the shower. hmm not so good afterall.
     
  9. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Plz don't post and drive.
     
  10. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    :happywave:
     
  11. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Assless chaps and a coconut bra.
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    How are YOU doing?
     
  13. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    Damn, I need to wash my hair :(
     
  14. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    "Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back; making fun of poor Joe Dirt?"
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Nah, tomorrow.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I'm just doing research for a book.
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    :giggle:
     
  18. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    and you RM? What are you wearing?
     
  19. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    you gotta have a buddy lined up to hustle over & erase all the perverted porn on your hard drive when you kick.think thats my next bidness, dead porn delete
     
  20. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    I just dont want to be found naked so people can see my little pink peenie. :eek:

    I hope the tornado rips my porn collection to shreds and that what's left over winds up in my neighbors room.