YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BE SO FUCKING JEALOUS OF ME!!!

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    The Big-Ass Breakfast Sandwich $9.50

    Scrambled eggs, hand-cut french fries and your choice of bacon or sausage,
    piled onto a ciabatta roll and covered with homemade Bechamel cheese sauce.

    The Big-Ass Sandwich $8.50

    Your choice of slow-roasted turkey, our signature slow-roasted beef or ham,
    grilled and piled onto a ciabatta roll with hand-cut fries, covered with homemade Bechamel cheese sauce.

    The Big-Ass Vegetarian $8.50

    Vegan Field Roast deli slices, grilled and piled onto a ciabatta roll with hand-cut fries,
    covered with homemade Bechamel cheese sauce.

    The Gutbomb $10.50

    All the deliciousness of the Big-Ass Sandwich with double the meat and double the Bechamel cheese sauce.

    The Pork Hammer $10.50

    A 1/4 lb. each of ham, bacon and sausage, hand-cut fries and homemade coleslaw.

    The Big-Ass French Dip $9.50

    Our signature homemade, slow-roasted beef, Swiss Cheese and hand-cut fries,
    accompanied by our homemade Au Jus.

    The Big-Ass Caesar Sandwich* $10.50

    Your choice of slow-roasted turkey, our signature slow-roasted beef, ham or vegan Field Roast deli slices,
    romaine lettuce, hand-cut fries, homemade Caesar dressing and parmesan cheese.

    *Contains raw egg. Consuming raw eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.

    The Richwich 10.00

    Voted “Best Sandwich in the Northwest” by The Travel Channel

    Our signature slow-roasted beef, bacon and grilled onions piled onto a ciabatta roll with hand-cut fries,
    covered with homemade Bechamel cheese sauce. Even better with Aardvark, add it for just .25.

    The Big Ho (Don Ho, that is) $10.00

    Ham, bacon and grilled pineapple, piled onto a ciabatta roll with hand-cut fries
    and whipped cream cheese.

    Sandwich Bowl

    Most sandwiches available as bowls


    EXTRAS

    Add to your sandwich for .25/ea:

    Side of Secret Aardvark: .50
    Bottle of Secret Aardvark: $5.00

    Add to your sandwich for .50/ea:

    Your choice of vegetable (raw or grilled): Onions / Mushrooms / Peppers
    Homemade Coleslaw / Horse Radish / Ranch Dressing / Pickled Jalapenos

    Add to your sandwich for $1.50/ea:

    Extra Cheese
    Delicious Bacon
     
  4. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    stop the clock.
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    go be fat somewhere else
     
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    I have hair why would I be jealous of you
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Are those the kind of sandwiches that contributed to your fat ass?
     
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    TardsRfunny Well-Known Member Banned User

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    @Dawng
     
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    HAL HAM

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    EVERYTHING you eat I am jelly of
     
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    Wouldn't everything I've ever eaten contribute to that?
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    @deverrant

    :c
     
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    TardsRfunny Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Jesus when is this faggot gonna shut up and go spend time with that tattooed whore
     
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    HAL wants to be the jelly in your doughnut.
     
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    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    You must be new here. You should get to know people.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    @Satori Brah ?
     
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    Ciabatta :lunch:
     
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    Tell us again about how you lift weights
     
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