You are all turds / Also, it is Friday

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Every the fuck time I go out to eat, there is always a pack of you who is all BUT CHRIZA, DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT IF YOU BUY THE INGREDIENTS AND MAKE IT AT HOME IT IS SO MUCH CHEAPER AND HEALTHIER HURR DURR DERP DERP DERP :words:


    So I decide to make burgers for myself and the missus last night (my first time making them except for just making a shitload for a party/cookout) and I go to Safeway to get the ingredients.

    Long story short I spent 40 DOLLARS ON BURGER FIXINGS



    AND I ALREADY HAD THE ONIONS AND HALF THE CONDIMENTS :pissed:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    On the bright side, my burger looked fuckin good as knobs


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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    did you pan fry that bitch?
     
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    Electric skillet
     
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    I need to get a cast iron, methinks
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    george foreman that ho
     
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    Fuck that, I'm not training for the Olympics
     
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    Oh yeah, it is Friday


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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i have a propane grill in my back deck so i usually do that, but its too cold now :(
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This picture is almost identical to the last but I couldn't decide which I liked better


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    Yeah it is, it's colder than a witch's tit here


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    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Burger looks good. Did you wash it down with a frosty cold lager?
     
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    it doesn't looked fully cooked.
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Mine was, hers ended up a little less so :doh:
     
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    Yes sir, brewed a mile high :c
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    :yes:
     
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    I bought my favorite brand of ketchup and some mayo with olive oil and I mixed them to create a delicious burger spread
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    and after all that money I'm sure you would have rather still had a burger out somewhere :jj: