You are NOT going to believe what I got away with today!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, Jan 26, 2016.

  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Guess!
     
  2. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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  3. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    senior discount
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Horrible guess.

    Even more horrible guess.
     
  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Anyone read the news around here?

    Jesus.
     
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    Made a bunch of loud popping sounds in the basement of the Naval Hospital?
     
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    Cheating the Grim Reaper again by opening your eyes this morning :coffee:
     
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    Amber alert!
     
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    :c Oh, i know. Abe Vigoda died, compared to you, he was a relative youngster.
     
  11. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Fuck all you alls. :fil:
     
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    You hung your ass over the stern of a boat and crossed the "poop deck" dream off your bucket list.
     
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    :hhh:
     
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    spit it out already :mad:
     
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    I'm sure it was something very gay.
     
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    Things Daveindiego's male escort say for $800 Alex.
     
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    You falsely reported a shooting at Naval Medical Center San Diego? :dontknow:
     
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    Got a dog?
     
  19. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    But it really sounded like a gun shot. :fil:
     
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    :rofl: