You are on a boat and have to pick Ariel Castro or Howard Stern....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Aug 1, 2013.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    You are on a boat and have to pick Ariel Castro or Howard Stern (think Life Of Pi)

    and you can only pick one to live .. the other gets thrown in the Ocean to drown



    Who do you let live and why?
     
  2. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Howard has only fucked women who were willing (that we know of), so Ariel Castro goes in the drink...
     
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    Howard's too skinny to eat. Castro would last at least three days.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I would throw Howard in to the drink...

    The other monster at least knows how a human can survive on almost no food... and Howard would take up more space, eat more food and would bitch endlessly about being stuck on a lifeboat anyway
     
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    Tommy New Member Banned User

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    with the last name of Castro, he ought to be able to swim and/or survive in the ocean. So, off he goes.

    Even though I don't like lawyers and I think the deaths of Anna Nicole Smith and her son were suspicious.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    ...and complain about how he was getting fat while starving.
     
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    the gentile will be more grateful than the zionist :jj:
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :haha:
     
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    Whats the point of throwing a pelican into the drink?:dontknow:
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    Howard had better be able to swim...:coffee:
     
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    Throw over Castro.

    If I stay with Stern and his wig, better chance of getting rescued. People could spot that thing from miles away.
     
  12. Senator Rick

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    :artiejj:

    No better response is possible.
    FlaFla for the win.
     
  13. meanredhed

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    I would toss Castro. I'm 5'3, female, and would probably lose any fight with him. Howard, on the other hand, I could easily take on and win. At least I could spend a few days mentally and perhaps physically torturing Howard for entertainment.
     
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    Plus with all the layers of clothing he wears, you could pitch a tent on the boat after you toss his wussy little ass overboard. :yes:
     
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    :giggle: Good point!!
     
  16. BethSucks

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    Howard swims, the look on Stern's face alone at picking the vile criminal over him would be worth it. Then you figure if Castro was free he must have escaped and there'd be a reward for his return, if you saved Howard he'd probably reluctantly give you a reconditioned Stiletto as a reward and think he was overly generous.