You are stranded on a deserted island. Choose Which Shedders You Want With You.. and Who You Don't

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  1. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    For me, the two I want are @SenatorRick for his varied and diverse eclectic knowledge and general yucks and @Bye You! cuz of possible toothaches (and because it's been too long since I've seen her).

    On reflection there's really only 1 I could certainly do without: The Portly Paralegal whose body of work speaks for itself.
     
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  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Only a few I wouldn't want and only one I really would. Dontcha love my non answer?
     
  3. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    That's as equivocating as the proverbial answer to the question of whether you've ever had to make up your mind: ("Well, Yes and No.")
     
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    doesnt anyone want me for my cock?
     
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    I would choose @Deee.

    After witnessing her unbelievable performance on dawgshed the other day, I have no doubt she'd be able to ease me through the transition into insanity that must surely accompany any extended stay on a deserted island. :D
     
  7. OV

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    Don't be modest about its size, cowboy!
     
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    I'd need capable chicks like @Slippy as they can both service me and be useful for other things. And @GaryPuppet because I won't have to worry about him taking away the chicks but he should be strong enough to some of the work that requires a man. :jj:
     
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  9. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner Chickenshit heel Gold

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    I want slippy. No one else is necessary as we will both die: her from a sex o.d., and me because I drive her to kill me. The Japanese will write anime about it.
     
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    As a backup choice, Ryan Lever would make an excellent Theon Greyjoy to my Ramsay Snow.

    After destroying the last remaining vestiges of his manhood, he could snivel around doing all the cooking, cleaning, wood collecting, food gathering and shelter maintenance until such time as I send him back to his cage for the remainder of the day.
     
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    Good-looking and tough. She's a survivor.
     
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    You'd still have to look at him though.
     
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    You are welcome on my island Gar:wigtip:
     
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    CP, PP and LT. Wouldn't want to be stuck with the crazy people from the bar.
     
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    We all do, Dear Puppet.
     
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    I can fix things too sweetheart.
     
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    GLguygardner Chickenshit heel Gold

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    Slippy???:scared::chair:
     
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    You are all insane, not unlike myself.....
    I choose Wilson..
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