You assholes only wish you ate ass good as me.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by crazypreacher, May 28, 2016.

  1. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    You're in rare form Preach.
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    eating ass is hit or miss for me. I don't wanna get a third world disease :ecoli:
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    I've heard that. I choose not to believe it. My gf
    is immaculate.
     
  5. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    The rev has some sissy ass hands.
     
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    I miss Miserable Men. :bigcry:
     
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    Is he still with Chrissy?
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    He closed his act by eating salad dressing from an ass crack. It's amazing he achieved any level of fame at all.
     
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    I was always curious if he vetted the women prior to the show or anything, because that'd be a hell of a surprise if their hygiene wasn't the greatest.
     
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    Let's be honest, it's not the worst thing that can happen.

    It just takes some planning and relaxing.
     
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    Lol. A really pretty mod got the Levy treatment.
     
  14. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member VIP

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    The fact that there were women out there eagerly volunteering to let some creepy stranger not only put salad dressing in their crack, but to eat it out of their ass says is the most shocking aspect of that bit for me.
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I wonder if they felt shame at the end of the night, washing the salad dressing out of their ass.
     
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    I'd want nothing to do with any chick who took part in that. I hate bleu cheese.
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Green Goddess. That dressing is money!
     
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  18. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I think there is a female in the Stern forum who got the blue cheese treatment at The Killers of Comedy. No surprise that someone who did that posts here.