You better book a car.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ronniecheated, Apr 8, 2014.

  1. Ronniecheated

    Ronniecheated Well-Known Member

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    way to keep in touch with the middle class he goes a 30 minute ride in that told him he better book a car what the f***
     
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    This deserves its own thread.
     
  3. newcastlefan

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    it deserves to be translated to English
     
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  5. PelicanWig

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    I have no idea what the topic of this thread is....
     
  6. Ronniecheated

    Ronniecheated Well-Known Member

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    Howard said when in Hamptons he likes to drive himself to his art class. Beth doesn't trust his driving and tells him to book a car.
     
  7. VAsiCkBoy

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    Thanks for clearing that up. :hat:
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    CuntO has no problem spending Wiggy's money. Also why is Wiggy taking an art class?
     
  9. Wangold

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    Doesn't everyone have car service?
     
  10. BooDog

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    He's 60. Get in the car and drive. Why is he talking about this?
     
  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...and if howard had 1 male chromosome in his body he would have punched her right in the cock sucker.
     
  12. jyanks

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    Didn't he drive himself to the movies one day?
    And to the nail salon to get his manicure?
     
  13. Bye You!

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    He's taking art classes :rofl:

    She doesn't trust his driving skills. This is telling. Howard does have a degenerative brain disease.
     
  14. DuckDong

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    Because that is what old jew broads do.
     
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    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    Howard also said that even in broad daylight he can't find his way to places he's been to before and are only a few minutes from his house. He also claims he puts the addresses into the GPS but they aren't listed (guaranteed he's not doing it correctly). Pretty funny considering Beth said this in a radaronline interview:

    A former model, Beth says now her “passion is saving lives. Howard and I, our family is about rescuing. I’ve gotten calls at 4 am to go rescue a kitty and Howard was my driver to go get it.”

    So Wiggy can find a random address at 4 am but not his art teacher's house?
     
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    marci turk is inspiring howard to do all kinds of neat stuff now

    oward is a fucking jagoff
     
  17. VAsiCkBoy

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    Howard probably hasn't driven a car since 1982
     
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    i hope you understand, the howard stern show is based on a series of staged events, that may or may not have a basis of reality...wake up white people
     
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    "She's about meetin' cats, She's about meetin' dogs..."
     
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    Howard has learning disabilities. In other words, Howard is "special". Back in grade school he was in the slow class. Remember the Piggly Wiggly story? Before he got into Boston U, he had to take remedial classes before they'd take him. His bad memory, poor reading comprehension and his long standing inability to learn anything on his own without having to have someone teach him. Always hitting the wrong buttons on the studio console and blaming Scott. Having to call someone to turn on his TV! Face it Howard is just plain stupid.
    :shortbus: