you buying a lottery ticket today?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Mar 30, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    $563 million
     
  2. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Oh yeah, shiv. And if I win I'm gonna give you and every other legendary poster I've enjoyed all these years 1 million dollars.
     
  3. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    oh wait. you gave me all this good karma. fuck you man, no deal.
     
  4. kellyg

    kellyg New Member

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    Got mine yesterday morning 20$ worth 10 quick picks and 10 different # combination
     
  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    :sad:
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    cheer on up there, cowpoke. it's not like I'm really gonna win the money or anything.
     
  7. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Thays the etong attitude to have
     
  8. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    you really think you're gonna win?

    if you were to play golf, do you expect to hit a few holes in one?
     
  9. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    wha you say, ferra? ror. :asian:
     
  10. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    I'm a realist. I know that I'm gonna take 10 easily earned dollars, pay a voluntary tax with it, and have nothing to show for it except 2 small pieces of paper that aren't even big enough to wipe my ass.
     
  11. Shivvy

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    i better win. I took a $9000 title loan to buy tickets
     
  12. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Sorry. Posting from my
    phone while taking a shit
     
  13. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    yes :pray:
     
  14. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    yes, but just $1 quick...
     
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    that should improve your odds to one hole in one per round of golf. feed the dream.
     
  16. Ridic Too2

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    What's funny is that the only people dumb enough to think they can win the lotto are the same people smart enough to rip off the welfare and unemployment systems.
     
  17. PullMyFinger

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    No wonder it's so high, what a shitty pay out table 4 out of 5 is 150?
     
  19. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Somebody's got to win....


    it just won't be any of us... :eek:
     
  20. Shivvy

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    Speak for yourself