You can have sex with any woman, but-

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  1. SlinkyNeckStern

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    Howard Stern has to be present, next to you in bed staring at your face, cock and balls while jerking himself off. He is not allowed to touch you or your woman so don't worry about that.

    Any woman you want, any way you want.

    Negged and Rated.

    Go!
     
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  2. danno

    danno Member

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    negged
     
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    mape Well-Known Member

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    What the fuck???
     
  4. SlinkyNeckStern

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    lol.
     
  5. wife is a whore

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    Big fuckin deal. I've had sex in a room with other people watching before. If yer straight and the pussy is worth fuckin, you tune all that other shit out and focus on your task.
     
  6. sammyr134

    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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    What kind of sick fucking freak are you :dontknow:
    That is the gayest shit I have ever heard. How and why did you even think of such a thing? :facepalm:
    You must be a mult fuck.
     
  7. SlinkyNeckStern

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    So you're a No. One yes, one no so far.
     
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    Two no.
     
  10. wife is a whore

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    And the woman I would chose would be Ashley Jade Stern. I'd use a deep Bob & Ray voice and make her call me daddy.
     
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    Didn't read.
     
  12. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    WHAT THEEEEE..... :wtf:
     
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    Winner winner matzo dinner.
     
  14. SlinkyNeckStern

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    That's a good choice. And if she's the one that turns Howard on (can't remember) then it's doubly good for him. I choose Lucy Pinder BTW.

    I was just taking the "for a million dollars would you" type question and making it about Howard
     
  15. wife is a whore

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    Looks like a meaty Minka Kelly. I'd rather Minka.

    Lucy

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    Minka

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  16. SlinkyNeckStern

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    ^ you're not a boob man?
     
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    neg. :coffee:
     
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    his mother
     
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