WTF You can have your very own Tool Shed in Brooklyn, For $500,000

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    86 Bay 47 St, Brooklyn, NY 11214
    1 bed1 bath312 sqft
    FOR SALE
    $499,000
    Zestimate®: $487,152
    EST. MORTGAGE
    $2,044/moSee current rates
    bath beach/bensonhurst area-small one 1 family detached, built 12x16, lot size 20x97, house needs work, better than a condo, r5 zoning, may be able to build up and out (verify w/architect), gas heat and hot water, **private drive for 6 cars**, can be sold with 84 bay 47th street to create 40x97 lot, tenant occupied, do not walk onto property, great opportunity, asking only $499,000

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    http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/86-Bay-47-St-Brooklyn-NY-11214/2101250070_zpid/
     
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    So, the parking has to be purchased separately?:bounce:
     
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    Guess the sellers race
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    I'm guessing that's just what a vacant lot goes for around there?
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Parking for 6

    Hipster goldmine!
     
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    Artie's new house
     
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    The adjacent Lot/Home also for sale
    84 Bay 47 St, Brooklyn, NY 11214
    2 beds2 baths952 sqft

    For Sale
    $499,000

    237 days on Zillow :roll:
     
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  8. asiwouldsay

    asiwouldsay Well-Known Member

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    LOL, its not even a hot area.
     
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    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    6 years ago I worked on a closing as a real estate atty for a parking spot in Manhattan that cost $200,000
     
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    Divorce Chicken Willy one plunge VIP

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    My house is bigger than the lot.:giggle:
     
  11. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    The view looks nice!
     
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  12. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    "1 family, detached" - that's good stuff. :cwl:
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    We already have a tool shed here without having to buy one....
    [​IMG]
     
  14. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    Ho much is that doggy in the window?
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Ha.
     
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    At least the dog just has to walk out the door instead of taking an elevator
     
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    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    what a steal at only $2,600/sq. ft.
     
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    For some reason my mind went right to the line in Reservoir Dogs: "We also gotta get rid of all those cars. It looks like Sam's hot car lot outside."

    Maybe this could be some gangster's new hideout.
     
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    Tiny house?
    Brooklyn?

    ...if there's pieces of vinyl in there, this could be a hipster supernova.
     
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    If it had a few more chimney's I would be interested Robin.