WTF You can only pick 1 story in the Bible to call bullshit on

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  1. Shivvy

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    Which one are you choosing?

    I'm going Adam and Eve
     
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    When Fred stated smoking..I say no way they had cigs back then!

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    Jesus being jewish and giving up wealth for a life of poverty and charity

    The story of him tipping over tables of the mizers making money selling trinkets comes to mind.
     
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    The Ark, I could go on and on......
     
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    Bible doesn't mention anything about Santa at Jesus's birth. Obvious lie.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    The Angel’s Message: In Matthew 1:20 it says the Angel spoke to Joseph. In Luke 1:28 he spoke to Mary. Which was it?
     
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    Its a desert over there. Rabbits cant survive. So how do you explain The Easter Bunny?
     
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    Good Point..:bigthink
     
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    In Cool Hand Luke he spoke to Babalooga
     
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    The Passover: It’s widely understood that God is supposed to be all-seeing and all-knowing. If that’s true, then why did he need people to mark their houses with blood in order to keep from killing their babies inside?
     
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    How come there's no black people in The Bible?
     
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    Genesis 1:1

    In the beginning God created...

    Woe, woe, woe, back up here,... where did this god come from?
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I'm going with "In the beginning"
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    He was "around"
     
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    it isn't so the angel of death could know who is a Hebrew it was a sign of alligence to HASHEM.

    In the exodus time most of the Hebrews practiced idolatry as they were assimilated intro Egyptian society. The Egyptians worshiped animals they would never kill the lamb and eat it. smearing the blood of a prized lamb is public rejection and insult of their idols, which is the whole point of the exodus. G-d could have just made pharoh let them leave but the point was to humiliate Pharoah and show the powerlessness of the egypts gods
     
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    Dumbest meme ever and clearly represents the ignorance of some about faith. :jj:
     
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    I knew better than to post in this thread....:jj: