You can tell if a person is old if....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DogStar69, Apr 24, 2015.

  1. DogStar69

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    their name is Howard Stern

    You can tell if a person is old or black if they wall the electric bill the light bill.
     
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    Shut up
     
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    Or from the Northeast
     
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    comedy gold right here guys
     
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    You are welcome, so glad I made you laugh hard today. I love to see you smile.
     
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    You're a women, I'm a women, twat cream
     
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    the typing error really put the entire thing over
     
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    :hw:
     
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    If you find Ted Kennedy, Liza Minelli and Vietnam War stories to be cutting edge comedy material.
     
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    why would they wall the electric bill? Or even "call" the electric: "Bill?"
     
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    I think he stole it from Stuttering John.
     
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    Because that is where the outlets are, in the wall, dummy.
     
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    jesus christ dogstar :facepalm:
     
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    I am Christ ya ya ya I am Lord.
     
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    These kids and their dang lingo: "Walling" apparently is a pretty effective way of changing an electric bill to a light bill. I will have to try that out, as it can only perve to save me honey.

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    I wonder if his lines would be funny if Hal said them?
     
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    Hi Newbie, welcome to the forum.
     
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    Oh :sadbye: didnt' make me hard ... made me saddle soap

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