News You can't unsee what has been seen. Dog park edition. WTF, this is in public.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Took Swifty down to the dog park for a little afternoon exercise for the little guy. He loves the place, and he has been adapting quite well to other dogs.

    Some lady took a couple of wet wipes to her dogs asshole while I was getting ready to bail. Being the courteous gentleman that I am, I considerately looked away from the spectacle. After an appropriate amount of time, I look back, only to find this lady still rooting around in the dogs asshole. The thing is about clean enough for me to eat off at this time. So now I'm a little disgusted, and look away again, play with Swifty, call him a good boy. I look back up, and this lady is STILL fucking digging around in this poor dogs asshole with two flimsy ass wet wipes. Now I'm ready to start gagging and shit, and almost asked another dude if he is seeing this too.

    Finally, I grab Swifty, apply the leash, and creep along the fence to get away from asshole lady, where we were able to make our escape.

    WTF, lady was so far up in this dogs asshole with two wet wipes for so fucking long. She spent more time on that dogs asshole today, than I do my own for the whole week.

    :davetoke:
     
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    perhaps she doesnt want a vet bill
     
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    x76 Well-Known Member

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    Would it be wrong to ask where the video is?
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    When I first saw it, I was all WTF.

    Second time, I was all, there is no time to pull out my phone to capture this.

    Third time, I was almost dry heaving, so I wouldn't have been able to keep anything still.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Lady finished it all up, after like 20 minutes, wadded up the wet wipes like she had just wiped her own hands off, and then looked around for a garbage can that was like 20 yards away from her.
     
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    No chance that she was trying to express the anal glands?
     
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    Did you get her number? She sounds like a fun date
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Seemed to be a whole lot of 'back and forth', not a lot of concentration in one area.

    Looked like a clean up on aisle 2 to me. :fil:
     
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    Be careful Dave, Swifty might have been watching and now realizes you don't give a shit if he has a dirty asshole.
     
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    Dog as child-substitute?

    :dontknow:
     
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    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    not surprising.

    wash your hair.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    You said you were getting ready to bail. Why didn't you just get up to leave?
     
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    Did she sniff her fingers? That would be wrong.
     
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    This is quite the tenses.
     
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    You're talking to the guy who doesn't wash his disgusting hair.
     
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    Remnants, Robin.
     
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    She was between me and the exit gate. :worried:
     
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    Woof.
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    post some pics of swifty, i like that little pooch.
     
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