You couldn't even begin to imagine how many frozen pizzas I've eaten this year

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    Im seriously addicted. Today I walked around the supermarket for almost 45 minutes with an empty basket and was about to have a nervous breakdown because I wanted pizza so badly. My heart was racing and I couldnt concentrate. But I have my date on Friday, so I have to suck it up and eat healthy the next few days.
     
  2. BrulesRules

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    what if your date also really loves frozen pizza...feel she might be an enabler for your addiction?
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT FARGO


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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    she might she seems really weird
     
  8. Butcher

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    I've never seen Fargo :coffee:
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    The heck do ya mean?



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  10. fletchman71

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    That's good. Weird chicks usually put out on the first date. You should get a bj at a minimum, anything less will be a failure.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I just don't understand it


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  12. Butcher

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    I'm busy. Meetings and shit. A life
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Mmm hmm :rolleyes:
     
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    i feel your pain, Gary
     
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    Does Baltimore Mike try to sell True Coat to his customers?
     
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    Gary, do you at least drink diet soda with all your pizzas?
     
  20. VAsiCkBoy

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    I can't remember. Didn't someone go into a wood chipper or something?