You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by JJR, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    You just fuck your uncle all day long.
     
  2. MasterBlaster

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    You're a poet.
     
  3. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    I know it.
     
  4. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fuckah. :mad:
     
  5. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucker.
     
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    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Is this "Let's make as many shit threads as possible" night?
     
  7. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    Eat a cornucopia of dicks, you floppy headed canadian. :pie: Srsly and literally, eat a wicker horn filled with disembodied penises. Pie.
     
  8. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    I think I used disembodied wrong, but I don't even care cuz I am friggin pissed! Flam flarg! You goddamn fuck shit! DICK!
     
  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Dude.

    I think I made the old-fuck tomtom stroke out. That last post of his, he seemed pretty worked up and incoherent.

    :c
     
  10. gilaet

    gilaet based on a true story Gold

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    fus ro dah
     
  11. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    He's the worst.
     
  12. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Great movie, excellent songs....love Trey Parker's spot-on James Hetfield impression when Kenny gets sent to Hell.

    My favorite song from that movie though is Satan's big ballad.

    Those guys have such amazing senses of humor and songwriting talent. I'm dying to see "The Book of Mormon".
     
  13. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    Is it going to tour? Cuz Broadway -- Ain't nobody got time for dat!
     
  14. banksy

    banksy Like a 40 degree day VIP

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    i like when folks say

    "i'll get all the sleep i need when i'm dead"

    saves me time i may have spent giving a fuck :up:
     
  15. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    [video=youtube;-O_l4ZP8dyQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O_l4ZP8dyQ[/video]
     
  16. gilaet

    gilaet based on a true story Gold

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    I "found" a watchable copy.
     
  17. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    :secret:​Gimme
     
  18. Shedding Skin

    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    That really is James singing that.
     
  19. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    This.
     
  20. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Am I supposed to hold the trigger down, or tap it to make it do the 'Shouts'?

    :c